Patrick
@thebrazenbeard.bsky.social
This is where my musings live.
3 Simple Rules to Engaging With My Middle-aged Ass:
🚫 narrow-mindedness
🚫 politics
🚫 bigotry (except toward Flat Earthers; they're my 1 exception)
https://www.amazon.com/~/e/B0CBK6NHJL
3 Simple Rules to Engaging With My Middle-aged Ass:
🚫 narrow-mindedness
🚫 politics
🚫 bigotry (except toward Flat Earthers; they're my 1 exception)
https://www.amazon.com/~/e/B0CBK6NHJL
Coming soon to a bookstore near not you, the long-awaited collaboration between JK Rowling & Fred Durst:
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Coming soon to a bookstore near not you, the long-awaited collaboration between JK Rowling & Fred Durst:
Right before we did this, 16 asked what happens if it doesn't break. I said I hadn't considered it, but I had thought about "what if it breaks evenly."
It means we both get a wish
It means we both get a wish
November 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Right before we did this, 16 asked what happens if it doesn't break. I said I hadn't considered it, but I had thought about "what if it breaks evenly."
It means we both get a wish
It means we both get a wish
$6/lbs for ground turkey?
Not for my cheap ass.
I got a 10lbs yield from a 16lbs bird for $18, and I'm making bonus turkey stock.
Take that, grocery prices!
Not for my cheap ass.
I got a 10lbs yield from a 16lbs bird for $18, and I'm making bonus turkey stock.
Take that, grocery prices!
November 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
$6/lbs for ground turkey?
Not for my cheap ass.
I got a 10lbs yield from a 16lbs bird for $18, and I'm making bonus turkey stock.
Take that, grocery prices!
Not for my cheap ass.
I got a 10lbs yield from a 16lbs bird for $18, and I'm making bonus turkey stock.
Take that, grocery prices!
My buddy spotted this in the wild today
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My buddy spotted this in the wild today
Morning, Bluesky peeps
November 13, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Morning, Bluesky peeps
"They're just going to ask you trivial questions like 'what kind of animal would you be?'"
Me preparing the supply chain liaison for an interesting lunch:
Me preparing the supply chain liaison for an interesting lunch:
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
"They're just going to ask you trivial questions like 'what kind of animal would you be?'"
Me preparing the supply chain liaison for an interesting lunch:
Me preparing the supply chain liaison for an interesting lunch:
Here's a 1-week meal plan I created with my GPT. It includes:
• shopping list
• meal prep
• recipes
• storage
• shopping list
• meal prep
• recipes
• storage
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Here's a 1-week meal plan I created with my GPT. It includes:
• shopping list
• meal prep
• recipes
• storage
• shopping list
• meal prep
• recipes
• storage
If you need more reasons to not use Facebook/Instagram/whatever else "Meta" is. I finally broke down and deleted mine last week.
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/06/m...
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/06/m...
November 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
If you need more reasons to not use Facebook/Instagram/whatever else "Meta" is. I finally broke down and deleted mine last week.
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/06/m...
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/06/m...
Zoom in and the first tag you see is how your November will go
I'm going to have quite the macrbe morherhood.
I'm going to have quite the macrbe morherhood.
November 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Zoom in and the first tag you see is how your November will go
I'm going to have quite the macrbe morherhood.
I'm going to have quite the macrbe morherhood.
STOP 🛑
Mandatory wallpaper check!
(Please note:
My teenager's face is not really that blurry—unless he got into the 'shine again... 🤔)
Mandatory wallpaper check!
(Please note:
My teenager's face is not really that blurry—unless he got into the 'shine again... 🤔)
October 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
STOP 🛑
Mandatory wallpaper check!
(Please note:
My teenager's face is not really that blurry—unless he got into the 'shine again... 🤔)
Mandatory wallpaper check!
(Please note:
My teenager's face is not really that blurry—unless he got into the 'shine again... 🤔)
Today I leaned:
Gear oil smells so bad because of all the sulfur-based additives.
Gear oil smells so bad because of all the sulfur-based additives.
October 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Today I leaned:
Gear oil smells so bad because of all the sulfur-based additives.
Gear oil smells so bad because of all the sulfur-based additives.
I'm watching The Dead Zone (first time watching) and noticed something you don't see too often:
Something was more expensive 20 years ago than it is today.
Something was more expensive 20 years ago than it is today.
October 26, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I'm watching The Dead Zone (first time watching) and noticed something you don't see too often:
Something was more expensive 20 years ago than it is today.
Something was more expensive 20 years ago than it is today.
Inquiring minds need to know:
Is this "baking" contest done with ovens—
Or should it be more blunt?
Is this "baking" contest done with ovens—
Or should it be more blunt?
October 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Inquiring minds need to know:
Is this "baking" contest done with ovens—
Or should it be more blunt?
Is this "baking" contest done with ovens—
Or should it be more blunt?
If you see this, post a pic of you in glasses
October 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
If you see this, post a pic of you in glasses
I was low key bummed that I was going to hand out candy without a costume this year.
@violetisdelicious.bsky.social said my hair looked like Jesse Custer's. It reminded me that, while I technically use this getup for official reasons, I do have a costume on standby.
@violetisdelicious.bsky.social said my hair looked like Jesse Custer's. It reminded me that, while I technically use this getup for official reasons, I do have a costume on standby.
October 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I was low key bummed that I was going to hand out candy without a costume this year.
@violetisdelicious.bsky.social said my hair looked like Jesse Custer's. It reminded me that, while I technically use this getup for official reasons, I do have a costume on standby.
@violetisdelicious.bsky.social said my hair looked like Jesse Custer's. It reminded me that, while I technically use this getup for official reasons, I do have a costume on standby.
I read that as "make It into something ambiguous," and this image was the first thing that came to mind.
I'm not going to admit how much time I spent making my vision come to life. 😅
I'm not going to admit how much time I spent making my vision come to life. 😅
October 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I read that as "make It into something ambiguous," and this image was the first thing that came to mind.
I'm not going to admit how much time I spent making my vision come to life. 😅
I'm not going to admit how much time I spent making my vision come to life. 😅
I had to hang yet another urinal divider that was ripped from the wall.
This has happened enough times over the last decade that I decided to make a pictogram for it.
Consider this a Public Service Announcement:
This has happened enough times over the last decade that I decided to make a pictogram for it.
Consider this a Public Service Announcement:
October 15, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I had to hang yet another urinal divider that was ripped from the wall.
This has happened enough times over the last decade that I decided to make a pictogram for it.
Consider this a Public Service Announcement:
This has happened enough times over the last decade that I decided to make a pictogram for it.
Consider this a Public Service Announcement:
Be sure to consider my nomination in the next election for Supreme Overlord
October 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Be sure to consider my nomination in the next election for Supreme Overlord
In my new thing that I will 100% forget later:
#ThursdayTheories
Once every Thursday, I'll share one of my wild theories about something.
Here's one on the elusive Bigfoot:
#ThursdayTheories
Once every Thursday, I'll share one of my wild theories about something.
Here's one on the elusive Bigfoot:
October 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
In my new thing that I will 100% forget later:
#ThursdayTheories
Once every Thursday, I'll share one of my wild theories about something.
Here's one on the elusive Bigfoot:
#ThursdayTheories
Once every Thursday, I'll share one of my wild theories about something.
Here's one on the elusive Bigfoot:
