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Chris Farnell
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I've written the Crew Handbook for Star Trek Lower Decks, the Prospectus for Life is Strange's Caledon University, the joke book for Doctor Who and the continuing misadventures of the deadly starship Fermi.

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This away mission could have been an email.
November 19, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Once. In a TNG episode.
November 19, 2025 at 9:51 AM
We need to make more electrons.
November 19, 2025 at 9:51 AM
"We need more electrons" is placeholder Geordie LaForge dialogue before they can get the science advisor in and write some proper technobabble.
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Here's the story. Basically a publisher unnecessarily burned a shitload of goodwill because it used a product that wanted to hype itself by calling it "AI", when it really didn't need to: astrolabe.aidanmoher.com/angry-robot-...
Angry Robot and Angry Writers
Angry Robot publisher Eleanor Teasdale speaks out about controversial use of AI tools
astrolabe.aidanmoher.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:48 AM
For more Missed Conference Room opportunities, take a look at these early designs for the Enterprise D bridge: forgottentrek.com/the-next-gen...
Designing the Next Generation Bridge — Forgotten Trek
The Enterprise-D bridge was less mechanic in order to show that a century had passed since The Original Series.
forgottentrek.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:04 AM
That's because TNG knows how to use a conference room.
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 AM
They could have filmed from the window side! They'd have only had a door for the background!
November 19, 2025 at 7:25 AM
This is what I get for trusting the Google result rather than clicking through to a direct source.
November 19, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Was screaming this when Angry Robot got themselves in trouble for their "AI powered submission process". If they had said "We've got a key word search and a database to direct manuscripts to human editors" nobody would have given a shit!
November 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Die by Kieron Gillen. I've actually been reading a lot of comics this year and I'm not dissing them by including this but not them, but this was something special. The fantasy (it's all fantasy) writer's equivalent of *that* sequence in Sinners. I'm still reverberating from it. It's everything.
November 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
A love a spaceship powered by anti-gravity helium metal curtains. Totally leaves Verne in the (moon) dust.
November 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
First Men in the Moon?
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Maybe if you made the small cup water interesting by putting brightly coloured toys and perhaps some bubbles in he'd consider drinking that too?
November 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
They didn't. Despite some objections from Harlan Ellison inparticular, sci-fi writers have a long and proud history of just nicking ideas they think are cool.
November 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
They didn't use it properly though. That's the problem, these other people using it incorrectly, differently from the way I use it, which is in someway better.
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Either, so long as I can use an LLM to predict the outcome!
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Sometimes I wonder if it's a problem that all these sci-fi stories are having a really great time at the expense of one Ursula Le Guin short that's left to suffer in a hole.
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM