Hated having to get up for my own food anyways.

If your services are being offered

Oh you'll like the next part.

I mean I would love to be in that position just so I can have my niches brought into existence.

While only in its infancy I really appreciate Deep Crimson's commitment to being a furry Vampire: the Masquerade game.
hroft32.itch.io/deep-crimson

Looking forward to seeing future works