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This match sums Zverev career up
Comes back from 2 sets down against an ailing opponent
Then you got them by the throat he lets them escape
Comes back from 2 sets down against an ailing opponent
Then you got them by the throat he lets them escape
January 30, 2026 at 9:17 AM
This match sums Zverev career up
Comes back from 2 sets down against an ailing opponent
Then you got them by the throat he lets them escape
Comes back from 2 sets down against an ailing opponent
Then you got them by the throat he lets them escape
Suggesting all women keep out of the way of Zverev tonight
January 30, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Suggesting all women keep out of the way of Zverev tonight
Has there ever been a more mentally challenged player that’s been to world no2 than Zverev ?
January 30, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Has there ever been a more mentally challenged player that’s been to world no2 than Zverev ?
That was kinda inevitable
Zverev broken serving for match 💀
Zverev broken serving for match 💀
January 30, 2026 at 9:04 AM
That was kinda inevitable
Zverev broken serving for match 💀
Zverev broken serving for match 💀
Zverev been bottling all set will have to serve for the match when he couldn’t handle serving out set 2
January 30, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Zverev been bottling all set will have to serve for the match when he couldn’t handle serving out set 2
Alcaraz running like he’s Usain Bolt
January 30, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Alcaraz running like he’s Usain Bolt
3 winners & 3 shanks
Zverev serving at 4/3 in deciding set
Zverev serving at 4/3 in deciding set
January 30, 2026 at 8:49 AM
3 winners & 3 shanks
Zverev serving at 4/3 in deciding set
Zverev serving at 4/3 in deciding set
Got to lol at the Zverev bottle job
January 30, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Got to lol at the Zverev bottle job
There’s nothing wrong with Alcaraz if he’s running like that
Give him an Oscar
Give him an Oscar
January 30, 2026 at 8:36 AM
There’s nothing wrong with Alcaraz if he’s running like that
Give him an Oscar
Give him an Oscar
Musetti would have retired by now
January 30, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Musetti would have retired by now
Alcaraz just gifted Zverev a break with a df
Surely the biggest bottle job player of all time can’t blow this now
Surely the biggest bottle job player of all time can’t blow this now
January 30, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Alcaraz just gifted Zverev a break with a df
Surely the biggest bottle job player of all time can’t blow this now
Surely the biggest bottle job player of all time can’t blow this now
Djokovic somewhere right now is sticking pins in a Sinner doll
January 30, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Djokovic somewhere right now is sticking pins in a Sinner doll
We are going 5 sets 🫣🫣
January 30, 2026 at 7:55 AM
We are going 5 sets 🫣🫣
Gets to 0/30 & still can’t break or even get a break point
Not once but twice this set
Zverev 😂
Not once but twice this set
Zverev 😂
January 30, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Gets to 0/30 & still can’t break or even get a break point
Not once but twice this set
Zverev 😂
Not once but twice this set
Zverev 😂
Imagine how scrambled the Zverev brain is right now
January 30, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Imagine how scrambled the Zverev brain is right now
Reposted by theboiledegg.bsky.social
one of these 3 is going to win the Australian Open:
- a player who would have lost to Eliot Spizzirri in R3 if not for the heat rule
- a player who would have lost to Lorenzo Musetti in the QFs if not for an injury
- a player who would have lost to Carlos Alcaraz in the SFs if not for cramping
- a player who would have lost to Eliot Spizzirri in R3 if not for the heat rule
- a player who would have lost to Lorenzo Musetti in the QFs if not for an injury
- a player who would have lost to Carlos Alcaraz in the SFs if not for cramping
January 30, 2026 at 7:15 AM
one of these 3 is going to win the Australian Open:
- a player who would have lost to Eliot Spizzirri in R3 if not for the heat rule
- a player who would have lost to Lorenzo Musetti in the QFs if not for an injury
- a player who would have lost to Carlos Alcaraz in the SFs if not for cramping
- a player who would have lost to Eliot Spizzirri in R3 if not for the heat rule
- a player who would have lost to Lorenzo Musetti in the QFs if not for an injury
- a player who would have lost to Carlos Alcaraz in the SFs if not for cramping
Alcaraz running like a rabbit suddenly
Obviously been faking it
Obviously been faking it
January 30, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Alcaraz running like a rabbit suddenly
Obviously been faking it
Obviously been faking it
So if Alcaraz wins he was faking it
If he wins it’ll be the biggest recovery from the deathbed since Djokovic
If he wins it’ll be the biggest recovery from the deathbed since Djokovic
January 30, 2026 at 6:54 AM
So if Alcaraz wins he was faking it
If he wins it’ll be the biggest recovery from the deathbed since Djokovic
If he wins it’ll be the biggest recovery from the deathbed since Djokovic
Alcaraz getting treatment for cramp
One rule for one & one for everyone else
One rule for one & one for everyone else
January 30, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Alcaraz getting treatment for cramp
One rule for one & one for everyone else
One rule for one & one for everyone else
Zverev is so braindead it’s unbelievable
January 30, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Zverev is so braindead it’s unbelievable
Alacaraz can get treatment for cramp but others can’t
January 30, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Alacaraz can get treatment for cramp but others can’t
Zverev bottling it
NID
NID
January 30, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Zverev bottling it
NID
NID
I think I have about the same chance as Zverev to beat Alcaraz
0 chance
0 chance
January 30, 2026 at 4:35 AM
I think I have about the same chance as Zverev to beat Alcaraz
0 chance
0 chance
Think these two Alcaraz and Sinner are gonna kill the tour
They are literally 500x better than the no3 player on tour never mind the rest
Plus it’s not like they are going anywhere. Both are early 20’s
They are literally 500x better than the no3 player on tour never mind the rest
Plus it’s not like they are going anywhere. Both are early 20’s
January 30, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Think these two Alcaraz and Sinner are gonna kill the tour
They are literally 500x better than the no3 player on tour never mind the rest
Plus it’s not like they are going anywhere. Both are early 20’s
They are literally 500x better than the no3 player on tour never mind the rest
Plus it’s not like they are going anywhere. Both are early 20’s
Zverev broken with a DF
Stick a pin in him already
Stick a pin in him already
January 30, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Zverev broken with a DF
Stick a pin in him already
Stick a pin in him already