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The Bitchmaker 🇨🇦
@thebitchmaker.bsky.social
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Canadian AEW fan who thinks Kazuchika Okada is the greatest wrestler in history.
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Things are shaping up nicely.
#NJPW #AEW
Peps_Wrestling tweet that says "Part of the build-up to Konosuke Takeshita vs Kazuchika Okada will be, who main events the New Japan Wrestle Kingdom 20 show in the Tokyo Dome" Below is a picture of Okada flipping off Takeshita while the human hotdog, Don Callis , looks shocked and worried in the background.
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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A sad person laying on the ground. Below them in the dirt, their words "We still talk about you." Below, buried deep in the ground is "Daniel Bryan" holding up his eco friendly World Championship belt, made of hemp.
November 6, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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I feel like my feed needs more Moxley in it.

#CatsOfAEW
Moxley John Fluff leaning against the wall, with his fluffy belly exposed.
November 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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A blank, you say?
Toni Storm looking defeated and exhausted. With a microphone shoved into her face.
October 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Some meme worthy shots coming out for last night's AEW Wrestledream.
A defeated and exhausted Toni Storm, labeled as "America" with a microphone labeled as "the rest of the world asking how they are doing" shoved in her face.
October 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Hehehehehehehehe
October 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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"I'm willing to move on." Says the person who hasn't shut up about it since it happened.
An overhead shot of a massive hole with the Simpsons at the bottom of it. The caption underneath says "We'll dig our way out!"
October 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Roll Safe tapping his temple, while wearing a tinfoil hat.
September 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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You see this, post a concert pic you took.
Ville Valo performs with his touring band at UBC's Thunderbird Arena. A giant lit up Heartagram hangs behind the drummer as blue and purple lights criss cross across the stage.
September 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Whelp, back to square one for them.
Top frame: A bus labeled as "The Russos desperately wrangling back public interest in the MCU" Bottom frame: A train labeled as "Disney shutting down Jimmy Kimmel" plowing through the bus.
September 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Adam Copeland looking bemused. With the words "When they think they know me" written across the top and bottom in meme format.
August 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Winndsoorrrr!!!
Alex Windsor open hand slapping the piss out of Queen Aminata in a AEW ring. Aminata's face looks like it is shifting off her skull.
August 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
thebitchmaker.bsky.social
Yikes.
Yako looking at his phone with sadness.
August 4, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Proof:
A live shot of my TV as I re-watch AEW All In: Texas. Kenny Omega begs for a new ref to be brought out as Kazuchika lays on the mat.
August 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Cat
My orange and white fluffy cat,Moxley John Fluff, sitting on the couch staring straight into the camera.
August 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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A angry looking orange man with bad hair who is holding a bunch of papers. Above him it says "really? Right in front of my name on the Epstein list?"
July 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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The same old Max.
MJF screaming down at the camera with a mic in his hands.
July 31, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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When Christian and Copeland finally team up to take out Kip and Nick:
July 31, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Screenshot of a Tweet from Distinctive Properties Hilton Head that reads, "Sorry to read about Hulk Hogan today. Im thinking he was a long time friend of yours?" With a reply Tweet from Tony Schiavone saying "Long time friend? No. Co-worker? Yes."
July 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Papa Kahn in the house tonight.

#AEWDynamite
Shahid Kahn, father of Tony Kahn, being shown around at tonight's AEW show.
July 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Summer is my new favorite season.
"Every summer, fate chooses a CEO for the sacrifice. That's the ritual." The first image shows the Astronomer CEO holding his head of HR being exposed at a Coldplay concert. The second image shows a shirtless Luigi Mangione, who is accused of killing the CEO of UnitedHealthcare. The third picture shows the OceanGate submersible. The fourth picture shows two killer whales jumping out of the water.
July 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Not saying you should, but also not saying you shouldn't.
A tattoo of a poker chip with AEW's logo in the middle of it, and banners surrounding it that says "Bet On Yourself". The tattoo is located on thr back calf of wrestler MJF.
July 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Tony Kahn cooking with fire in a kitchen.
July 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Kazuchika Okada posing while wearing a white t-shirt that says "Of course I cum fast. I got fish to catch!"
July 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Literal goosebumps. Whoever put this together cooked with white hot flames.
July 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM