The_Bi_Brit
@thebibrit.bsky.social
29| he/him | I occasionally write lewd stories
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2016... burger king foot lettuce....
January 1, 2026 at 7:17 PM
2016... burger king foot lettuce....
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Jan 1st means full OF transparency for 2025!
People often ask how much I make as a full-time creator, so here it is for 2025. Overall, it’s down from last year, which itself was about 50% down from the year before. Still, I’m always grateful for everyone who supports me!
People often ask how much I make as a full-time creator, so here it is for 2025. Overall, it’s down from last year, which itself was about 50% down from the year before. Still, I’m always grateful for everyone who supports me!
January 1, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Jan 1st means full OF transparency for 2025!
People often ask how much I make as a full-time creator, so here it is for 2025. Overall, it’s down from last year, which itself was about 50% down from the year before. Still, I’m always grateful for everyone who supports me!
People often ask how much I make as a full-time creator, so here it is for 2025. Overall, it’s down from last year, which itself was about 50% down from the year before. Still, I’m always grateful for everyone who supports me!
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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everyone!!!
December 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everyone!!!
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It won't go downnnnnnnnn, somebody help a puppy in need pls 👉🏻👈🏻
December 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It won't go downnnnnnnnn, somebody help a puppy in need pls 👉🏻👈🏻
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Things I have refused to try in my 28 years:
1- Drinking alcohol
2- Smoke
3- Using gen AI for my art or anything else
1- Drinking alcohol
2- Smoke
3- Using gen AI for my art or anything else
December 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Things I have refused to try in my 28 years:
1- Drinking alcohol
2- Smoke
3- Using gen AI for my art or anything else
1- Drinking alcohol
2- Smoke
3- Using gen AI for my art or anything else
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Using AI It doesn't make you look more efficient, it makes you look lazier. It makes you look like you don't give a damn about your project and just want to steal other people's ideas
December 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Using AI It doesn't make you look more efficient, it makes you look lazier. It makes you look like you don't give a damn about your project and just want to steal other people's ideas
Look, if I see any reference to gen ai in any service, search system, creative works etc im just not gonna bother with it or ignore the ai bullshit if I have to use it. Because fuck that nonsense
December 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Look, if I see any reference to gen ai in any service, search system, creative works etc im just not gonna bother with it or ignore the ai bullshit if I have to use it. Because fuck that nonsense
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Full page of Kramp Saff
December 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Full page of Kramp Saff
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After a year of unemployment, I’m convinced I shall perpetually be seemingly too over-qualified and under-qualified for 99.99% of jobs, and then the 0.01% I’m a good fit for shall continue to for some reason flat out deny my application with no notes,
December 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
After a year of unemployment, I’m convinced I shall perpetually be seemingly too over-qualified and under-qualified for 99.99% of jobs, and then the 0.01% I’m a good fit for shall continue to for some reason flat out deny my application with no notes,
Everyone talking about zootopia 2, I've not seen 1!! Well tell a lie. I saw like the last 5 minutes..
December 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Everyone talking about zootopia 2, I've not seen 1!! Well tell a lie. I saw like the last 5 minutes..
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Care to help me out?
December 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Care to help me out?
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Thank god only two days in work this set... alas it is because I need to prep for a camera up my ass but hey ho
December 10, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Thank god only two days in work this set... alas it is because I need to prep for a camera up my ass but hey ho
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What're you doing down there, buddy?
September 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
What're you doing down there, buddy?
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The dick, the face*
(*Before dying and the psoriasis coming back ofc)
(*Before dying and the psoriasis coming back ofc)
December 26, 2024 at 3:12 AM
The dick, the face*
(*Before dying and the psoriasis coming back ofc)
(*Before dying and the psoriasis coming back ofc)
Running on 50 minutes sleep is no fun.... swapping from night shifts, to awake during the days on days off back to night shifts is a killer
December 9, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Running on 50 minutes sleep is no fun.... swapping from night shifts, to awake during the days on days off back to night shifts is a killer
Look... I just think it would be fun to tie a friend down, blind fold them and then tease their entire body until they are begging to have their junk touched... and then edge them until they beg for release....
December 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Look... I just think it would be fun to tie a friend down, blind fold them and then tease their entire body until they are begging to have their junk touched... and then edge them until they beg for release....
Neck kisses. That is all
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Neck kisses. That is all
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I'm just going to post my Ko-Fi and Patreon again on the off-chance someone might throw one million pounds at me so I have more than £3 in my bank account.
ko-fi.com/matt
www.patreon.com/c/Mattophobia
ko-fi.com/matt
www.patreon.com/c/Mattophobia
Support Mattophobia
Buy Matt a drink to drown his sorrows in
ko-fi.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I'm just going to post my Ko-Fi and Patreon again on the off-chance someone might throw one million pounds at me so I have more than £3 in my bank account.
ko-fi.com/matt
www.patreon.com/c/Mattophobia
ko-fi.com/matt
www.patreon.com/c/Mattophobia
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Gävle Goat my beloved
December 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Gävle Goat my beloved
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Just seen one of the newer jurassic world films.... and it looks like a old b film from the SciFi channel...
December 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Just seen one of the newer jurassic world films.... and it looks like a old b film from the SciFi channel...
Still got a few days before I go back to work after annual leave.. god I wish it were longer
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Still got a few days before I go back to work after annual leave.. god I wish it were longer