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Patriot Costco 🦅🇺🇸

Costco kept my household going through the shutdown, I can get like 15 meals out of a rotisserie chicken and the hot dog deal cannot be beat.

I like that the gourmet kitchen is just a space that says “gourmet kitchen”

You can push the cork into the bottle sometimes, or use a drill to extract. 10 years catering experience, sometimes you have to get creative.

I grew up with blue laws regarding alcohol sales and cars, but this is the first time I’ve seen shit like this. What the actual fuck

Perfection

I’m a kitchen manager and note the same phenomenon among certain personalities I manage. Put the malleable guy with the shitbird chef, you get two shitbirds. Put them with someone competent, you get two competent people. Human nature is weird.

It’s bedtime soon

Or stealing our healthcare

Glad I sold mine last month.

Hell yeah, put it in the newspaper

Accurate. Such a great book! One of my favorites of the year.

Where’s the footy?

“Boo-urns, Boo-urns!"

Congratulations all the way from Colorado. You bring us all hope.