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Work sucks! Can two fat rats Benjamin and Benicio find a way to get around it?
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The Bens 11/17/2025
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P1: A parody of the movie poster for "A dinner with Andre" P2: Benicio: What makes food good? An arrow points to the dish, labeled hand-made pasta with sauce slurry. P3: Benicio: Food's meant to feed you first. Flavor is a bonus, & taste is cultural. P4: People use what they have. A caption of Lime Cottage Cheese Jello and SShrimp. P5: Benjamin: This is beyond weirdo stuff. You put fermented beans & savory aspics in one bucket? Benicio: Why not? P6: Benicio: People wouldn't eat it if it was inedible. The texture & flavor priorities are just different. P7: Benjamin pauses to really think. P8: Benjamin: How much are you talking out of your butt? P9: Benicio: ...Only twenty percent. However, P10: Benicio: You must admit, it is a nice butt.
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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The Bens 11/14/2025
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P1: Benicio: I like food! Especially when people are creative! P2: Benjamin: There's creative and then there's mixing goop. P3: Benicio: I appreciate the blatant disregard for texture and flavor. It's kitsch. Benjamin: I see. P4: Benicio: Just look at this sauce. It's so...Tacky. Benjamin: Tacky? Honey, that's cooled into cement.
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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The Bens 11/12/2025
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P1: Benjamin: You just seem, very...enthused by all this. P2: Benicio: I'm sorry, I can explain- Benjamin: Oh! P3: Benjamin: I get it now! This is weirdo stuff! P4: Benjamin: I love weirdo stuff.
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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The Bens 11/10/2025
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P1: Benicio: No, I MUST try it! P2: Benicio: It pours like a paste, how can I resist? P3: Benjamin fails to contain a bit of a horrified response. P4: Benjamin: Why are you like this?
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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The Bens 11/07/2025
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P1: Benjamin: "The Sauceror's Cauldron. "Our house sauce is a fun blend of herbs, meats and cheeses..." P2: Benicio: I can't help myself. I have to try it. P3: Benjamin: Please. You don't have to impress me.
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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The Bens 11/05/2025
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P1: Benicio: Behind the curtain was a pasta buffet? I thought it was just extra seating. Benjamin: Guess it's only open during dinner. P2: Benicio: Vito's Spaghetti. "We make all our pastas in house!" Benicio: 'Do it for the Gnocci', seasoned with nutmeg and white pepper. P3: Benjamin: I think I get it. This is all the leftovers from the lunch service. Benicio: Clever! A marinara...beef ragu...That's a nice looking alfredo. What's this pink one? P4: Sign: The SAUCEROR'S CAULDRON. Benicio: Hmm.
November 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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The Bens 11/03/2025
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P1: Benjamin: Oh Dippy Stixx, you fix everything that a hand job can't. P2: Benicio: I know I didn't help, dropping all my drama on you. P3: Benjamin: Don't say it like that... I'm just not used to caring this much. P4: Benicio: You were CARING? About work? About ME? Shucks! Benjamin: Listen, You! Benicio: I'm listening, I'm listening!
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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The Bens 10/31/2025
A trick - I'm posting early.
The treat - have a comic!
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P1: Benjamin and Benicio cross the street to Vito's. P2: Benjamin: Did it strike you as odd...how close those two stood? P3: Lisa: Who are you, my father? They just wanted as much space from me as possible. For good reason. P4: Benicio: Plus Phyllis looked exhausted, I can't imagine what she was dealing with up there. P5: Phyllis: But who stays that late after hours to TALK? Lisa: I've heard enough from Lara. That Benicio can turn a five minute conversation into an hour. Phyllis: That tracks. P6: Benjamin: Phyllis is too professional Benicio: No, she's just a hard ass. Besides... P7: Benicio: ...Assuming two people can't be close would be homophobic! P8: Lisa intimately buckles Phyllis' seatbelt. Phyllis doesn't resist, but she looks angry as she blushes. Lisa: Let me get that for you. Your husband would kill me if I didn't bring you home safe.
October 31, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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I'm back in the lab
A sketch panel from the Bens. Benjamin is eating a Dippy Stixx and says, oh dippy stixx, you fix everything a hand job can't
October 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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A Fat bear miracle for this current week? x)c
A REF Sheet of barnem
September 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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oh my GOSH that was hard....
A high score of 135673
August 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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I am CHASING that score of yours
A screenshot of lumines 119928 high score
August 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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The Bens 08/27/2025
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P1: Lisa: Good night gentlemen, it was a pleasure! P2: Benjamin: Well that wiped out whatever fun I had... How's about we go back upstairs and try again? P3: Benicio: Ben, you could not pay me to go back - I'm hungry.
August 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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The Bens 08/25/2025
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P1: Lisa: Unfortunately, cutting the cables would only strand us. We'd have to eat one another to survive. Who's going first? Benjamin: I'm well-marbled, but clearly you'd be more nutritious. Great donner-kebab. P2: Lisa: Ha-HA! Phyllis! I'm NUTRITIOUS! I love it. Phyllis: Great 'joke', Benjamin. Appropriate. P3: Lisa: Oh don't mind her, we're Truth Tellers. Sometimes a little edge is needed to cut through the BS! P4: Benjamin: That's me! I'm definitely not afraid to tell it like it is.
August 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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The Bens 08/13/2025
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P1: Everyone thinks: I want off this elevator so bad, why is it so slow?? P2: Benjamin: Do you think if I cut the elevator cables we could get to the first floor faster? Lisa laughs at this. P3: Lisa, laughing harder: I have no idea who you are but that is the funniest thing I've heard all day!
August 13, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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The Bens 08/11/2025
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P1: Benjamin: Hopefully you were able to uh, close out that One Ticket I brought to you today? Or should I check in tomorrow? P2: Phyllis: I think it's safe to say the matter is "closed." You don't need to worry. P3: Phyllis: I bet you threw the book at them so hard they were retroactively removed from time and space itself. Phyllis looks away, concerned.
August 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Amicus with a speech bubble
August 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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The Bens 08/08/2025
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P1: Benicio is yapping to such an incredible degree that the speech bubbles are taking up literally all the room in the elevator. P2: Lisa: The way you fill an otherwise peaceful room with your thoughts is remarkable. Have you considered starting a podcast? Benicio: Would you believe that's not the first time someone's suggested that? P3: Lisa takes a beat in surprise. P4: Lisa bends her finger, smiling, trying to hide any further reaction of amusement to Benicio's answer.
August 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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It's always a great feeling when the CFO drops your full legal name.
P1: Lisa: Look Phyllis, we're not the only ones shutting off the lights! Phyllis: Oh hi...! P2: Lisa: And it's Benicio Mills! It's been quite some time since I've seen you in person. I certainly hope Lara doesn't have you here this late. Benicio: No ma'am, she'd never! I lost track of time talking to Benjamin! P3: Lisa: I wish I could say the same - here I was holding poor Phyllis hostage solving all of my little problems! P4: Benicio: I can only imagine the trouble you run into! At least we're making sure the techs have job security, right?
August 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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The Bens 08/04/2025
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P1: The Bens in "After Hours" P2: Benjamin: Ohh! P3: Benicio: Shh! What if someone on another floor hears? P4: Benicio: Ready? P5-7: Benicio strokes Benjamin's dick with his fat pad. P8: Benjamin orgasms. "MMMPH!" P9: Benjamin: That was what I needed. P10: Benjamin; ...I've never had my pad used like that before... P11: DING! The elevator opens up, revealing Lisa and Phyllis being intimate. Benjamin: I thought today was going to be a wash1
August 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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The Bens 08/01/2025
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Dial-up Noises Intensify
P1: Benicio grabs and smooshes Benjamin's fat pad, stroking him off. P2: Benjamin, overwhelmed, makes the dialup sound. P3: Benjamin: If you don't slow down...I'll..! P4: Benicio: Just do it, I'm hungry.
August 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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The Bens 07/30/2025
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P1: Benicio: You're not in trouble, right? Benjamin: I promise, I'm not. P2: Benjamin: I've already said too much. Please...can you 'help' me a little more? Then food? P3: Benicio: Is that really what you need? Benjamin: Please. P4: Benicio: Just relax. I'll take care of you. Benjamin: Aa-ah!
July 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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The Bens 07/28/2025
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P1: Benicio: What happened today that's got you so horny? Benjamin: Happy to answer that after one more jiggle. P2: Benjamin wobbles Benicio around. He says, "Ohhh..!" P3: Benjamin: Today, someone accessed a server room under a weird, but real alias, and then swapped a physical drive without noting it...We don't know what data has been tampered with. But it's okay because Phyllis told me to not ask questions! Benicio: Oh. Benjamin: Can you smother me some more, until I can't think about it?
July 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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The Bens 07/26/2025
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P1: Benicio: Could a concussed rat look this good? Benjamin: Nooooo sir! Unconcussed Papi stays winning! P2: Benjamin: What a rat. A shame a shirt has to be on this all day. P3: Benjamin: Can't wait to get a feel when it's full. P4: Benicio: Well get a feel while it's empty, that way you can feel the difference.
July 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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The Bens 07/23/2025
P1: Benjamin: This is what I needed. P2: Benjamin: Kiss me with your shirt off! Benicio: OKAY! P3: Benicio gets up too quickly, and hits his head on the desk. THUNK! P4: Okay, try again but with less concussions.
July 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM