The Beast of Eeklo
@thebeastofeeklo.bsky.social
Northumbrian in a southern place. RAF Veteran. NUFC. I’d offer you a beer, but I’ve only got 6 cans.
I just heard Mariah Carey in town.
Bring up the PIAT.
Bring up the PIAT.
December 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I just heard Mariah Carey in town.
Bring up the PIAT.
Bring up the PIAT.
Do people still have ‘clacks’ that stuff gets stuck in?
December 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Do people still have ‘clacks’ that stuff gets stuck in?
I knew my mams on off friend/boyfriend had an interesting past @bsrg1.bsky.social but I didn’t realise it was THIS interesting
December 10, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I knew my mams on off friend/boyfriend had an interesting past @bsrg1.bsky.social but I didn’t realise it was THIS interesting
When you sing The Fall-How I Wrote Elastic Man on the karaoke. Do you alternate between ‘How I Wrote Elastic Man’ and ‘How I Wrote Plastic Man’ as Mark E Smith, reportedly did? I know I do.
December 8, 2025 at 6:44 AM
When you sing The Fall-How I Wrote Elastic Man on the karaoke. Do you alternate between ‘How I Wrote Elastic Man’ and ‘How I Wrote Plastic Man’ as Mark E Smith, reportedly did? I know I do.
Booked to see the B52s & Devo next year. Giddap!
December 6, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Booked to see the B52s & Devo next year. Giddap!
Just announce The Group of Death!
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Just announce The Group of Death!
Oddly, even though I haven’t watched a single second of the series, I’m heartily sick of Bunny fucking Munro.
December 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Oddly, even though I haven’t watched a single second of the series, I’m heartily sick of Bunny fucking Munro.
Why is Travis Head morphing into David Boon?
December 4, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Why is Travis Head morphing into David Boon?
Genuinely surprised TNT didn’t go to an ad so we missed Roots century.
December 4, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Genuinely surprised TNT didn’t go to an ad so we missed Roots century.
Pretty sobering when your contemporaries start going.
First Mani now Robin Smith.
R.I.P. Judge, I loved watching you stand up to the quicks. Absolutely superb & brave as a lion.
First Mani now Robin Smith.
R.I.P. Judge, I loved watching you stand up to the quicks. Absolutely superb & brave as a lion.
December 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Pretty sobering when your contemporaries start going.
First Mani now Robin Smith.
R.I.P. Judge, I loved watching you stand up to the quicks. Absolutely superb & brave as a lion.
First Mani now Robin Smith.
R.I.P. Judge, I loved watching you stand up to the quicks. Absolutely superb & brave as a lion.
Anyone else ridiculously pretentious to know what these are?
NB:- I’ve just bought 1000 for personal use.
NB:- I’ve just bought 1000 for personal use.
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Anyone else ridiculously pretentious to know what these are?
NB:- I’ve just bought 1000 for personal use.
NB:- I’ve just bought 1000 for personal use.
Lovely Vauxhall Victor in this Human League video for Louise
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Lovely Vauxhall Victor in this Human League video for Louise
Just back from the pub. I have, literally drunk 9 pints of pissy fizz lager. Got home to have a piss, then laid a turd the size of the fucking Bismark. Met a bloke who I thought was ancient….he’s 2 months younger than me
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Just back from the pub. I have, literally drunk 9 pints of pissy fizz lager. Got home to have a piss, then laid a turd the size of the fucking Bismark. Met a bloke who I thought was ancient….he’s 2 months younger than me
Anyone bothered about the removal of trial by jury except for murder & rape?
I mean, the right to be tried by a jury of your peers is only one of the building blocks of a, supposedly, civilised society. 🙄
I mean, the right to be tried by a jury of your peers is only one of the building blocks of a, supposedly, civilised society. 🙄
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Anyone bothered about the removal of trial by jury except for murder & rape?
I mean, the right to be tried by a jury of your peers is only one of the building blocks of a, supposedly, civilised society. 🙄
I mean, the right to be tried by a jury of your peers is only one of the building blocks of a, supposedly, civilised society. 🙄
Anyone on here ever had the operation for Dupuytren’s Contracture?
November 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Anyone on here ever had the operation for Dupuytren’s Contracture?
Octopus have decided to charge £600 a month to heat a disabled man’s 1 bedroom apartment
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Octopus have decided to charge £600 a month to heat a disabled man’s 1 bedroom apartment
Got this Tourist single on 7”
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Got this Tourist single on 7”
Where, the fuck, is Today at the Test?
November 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Where, the fuck, is Today at the Test?
Those crazy Aussies lol
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Those crazy Aussies lol
10 Pollock fish fingers for 99p in Sainsbury’s.
Even if you’re a generous type, you’ll be able to feed your ungrateful brat for 5 days. 10 if you’re careful.
Eeh I never……They don’t know they’re born these days
Even if you’re a generous type, you’ll be able to feed your ungrateful brat for 5 days. 10 if you’re careful.
Eeh I never……They don’t know they’re born these days
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
10 Pollock fish fingers for 99p in Sainsbury’s.
Even if you’re a generous type, you’ll be able to feed your ungrateful brat for 5 days. 10 if you’re careful.
Eeh I never……They don’t know they’re born these days
Even if you’re a generous type, you’ll be able to feed your ungrateful brat for 5 days. 10 if you’re careful.
Eeh I never……They don’t know they’re born these days
You wake up early tomorrow, turn the radio on, first thing you hear is Jonathan Agnew say “and that is the over, score is 72 for 6” what’s your initial thought?
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
You wake up early tomorrow, turn the radio on, first thing you hear is Jonathan Agnew say “and that is the over, score is 72 for 6” what’s your initial thought?
Have people really got their heating on? In November?
November 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Have people really got their heating on? In November?
Songs I have attempted (badly) at karaoke in the last 13 months
Yellowman-Zunguzungguguzungguzen
Toots & the Maytals- 54-46
Sid Vicious - My Way
The Casualties-Punk Rock Love
Madness-Madness
Fugazi-Waiting Room
Pantera-Walk
Butthole Surfers-Who Was in my Room Last Night
Yellowman-Zunguzungguguzungguzen
Toots & the Maytals- 54-46
Sid Vicious - My Way
The Casualties-Punk Rock Love
Madness-Madness
Fugazi-Waiting Room
Pantera-Walk
Butthole Surfers-Who Was in my Room Last Night
November 20, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Songs I have attempted (badly) at karaoke in the last 13 months
Yellowman-Zunguzungguguzungguzen
Toots & the Maytals- 54-46
Sid Vicious - My Way
The Casualties-Punk Rock Love
Madness-Madness
Fugazi-Waiting Room
Pantera-Walk
Butthole Surfers-Who Was in my Room Last Night
Yellowman-Zunguzungguguzungguzen
Toots & the Maytals- 54-46
Sid Vicious - My Way
The Casualties-Punk Rock Love
Madness-Madness
Fugazi-Waiting Room
Pantera-Walk
Butthole Surfers-Who Was in my Room Last Night
Fuck me, even Steve Clarke smiled 🤣
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Fuck me, even Steve Clarke smiled 🤣