The urea-driven lemon tree revival continues
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The urea-driven lemon tree revival continues
This sums up my week (including one money in a suitcase joke)
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This sums up my week (including one money in a suitcase joke)
One of my many projects is refurbishing this pair of bookshelf speakers (early 90s?)
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
One of my many projects is refurbishing this pair of bookshelf speakers (early 90s?)
Me, 5 years ago: “I wonder what’s under that bit of deck, I must get round to fixing that”
Me, today: *scratches head*
“The stainless deck screws are the only legit thing here”
Me, today: *scratches head*
“The stainless deck screws are the only legit thing here”
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Me, 5 years ago: “I wonder what’s under that bit of deck, I must get round to fixing that”
Me, today: *scratches head*
“The stainless deck screws are the only legit thing here”
Me, today: *scratches head*
“The stainless deck screws are the only legit thing here”
Post your warning label
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Post your warning label
I mean, this is just not the kind of thing to say to a Scottish engineer
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I mean, this is just not the kind of thing to say to a Scottish engineer
I am delighted to discover I am not alone in retrofitting gel refills into good pens. These I get in bulk off AliExpress and they fit perfectly in my Cross
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I am delighted to discover I am not alone in retrofitting gel refills into good pens. These I get in bulk off AliExpress and they fit perfectly in my Cross
I have a suspicion this might be related
November 21, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I have a suspicion this might be related
Anyway, after a week of diligent pissing (the logistics of which are surprisingly hard to coordinate)
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Anyway, after a week of diligent pissing (the logistics of which are surprisingly hard to coordinate)
This season’s writers:
November 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
This season’s writers:
Plywood panels recycled out of the Wellington house, 5 years in progress so far after being removed, cut, slung in the back of a Suzuki Swift, recut, trimmed, stained and clear coated. Still coping well.
November 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Plywood panels recycled out of the Wellington house, 5 years in progress so far after being removed, cut, slung in the back of a Suzuki Swift, recut, trimmed, stained and clear coated. Still coping well.
Just casually walking on the beach when these three Fokkers turned up
November 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Just casually walking on the beach when these three Fokkers turned up
A short history of procurement
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
A short history of procurement
Hit me up if you bought some flat pack furniture and it came without the Allen key
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Hit me up if you bought some flat pack furniture and it came without the Allen key
I don’t know why this is hard. If you’re going from Nether Wallop to Middle Wallop and you find yourself in Over Wallop, you know immediately you’ve gone too far
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I don’t know why this is hard. If you’re going from Nether Wallop to Middle Wallop and you find yourself in Over Wallop, you know immediately you’ve gone too far
A few things
1. Here’s the list
2. OMG, the list
3. A book on Lying
4. You cannot read Wealth of Nations as a billionaire and remain a billionaire.
1. Here’s the list
2. OMG, the list
3. A book on Lying
4. You cannot read Wealth of Nations as a billionaire and remain a billionaire.
November 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
A few things
1. Here’s the list
2. OMG, the list
3. A book on Lying
4. You cannot read Wealth of Nations as a billionaire and remain a billionaire.
1. Here’s the list
2. OMG, the list
3. A book on Lying
4. You cannot read Wealth of Nations as a billionaire and remain a billionaire.
Coach: “tell me about a time when you were happy”
Me:
Me:
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Coach: “tell me about a time when you were happy”
Me:
Me:
Any plans for the weekend?
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Any plans for the weekend?