Suddenly, that giant effing clock he wears on his neck seems a lot less ridiculous.

Memento Mori

Now I'm mad that Osmium doesn't exist in Dwarf Fortress (a gamer I'm currently obsessed with). Rarer than platinum, slightly more dense. My dwarves should have the option of making artifact weapons from Osmium!

Oh wait - there's a mod for that. NVM. Sweet. :-)

Soaking? God's vision is based on movement, like a T-rex.

Pro-tip: If you're hump-jumping, wave your arms and shout "I'm just so happy to praise the Lord!" That way, God won't notice your friends when they... you know...

It's Jacob! ... I Love that guy!

Things might be shitty now, but try to enjoy it, because it gonna get intensely more shitty.