The Bad Humor Man
thebadhumorman.bsky.social
The Bad Humor Man
@thebadhumorman.bsky.social
Scoop, Potter, Husband, Dog-Companion,,, uh Old Fart... what else? Screw it - I'll probably change this when I'm sober.
Suddenly, that giant effing clock he wears on his neck seems a lot less ridiculous.

Memento Mori
November 23, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Now I'm mad that Osmium doesn't exist in Dwarf Fortress (a gamer I'm currently obsessed with). Rarer than platinum, slightly more dense. My dwarves should have the option of making artifact weapons from Osmium!

Oh wait - there's a mod for that. NVM. Sweet. :-)
November 23, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Soaking? God's vision is based on movement, like a T-rex.

Pro-tip: If you're hump-jumping, wave your arms and shout "I'm just so happy to praise the Lord!" That way, God won't notice your friends when they... you know...
November 23, 2024 at 5:43 AM
It's Jacob! ... I Love that guy!
November 23, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Things might be shitty now, but try to enjoy it, because it gonna get intensely more shitty.
November 23, 2024 at 5:32 AM