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The Crimmus Brat
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Just a dorky bear staying up too late making Regression/Diaper art. 🐻🍼 Sometimes I draw to make myself laugh and the world cries | GAY BOI! | Born in the late 1900s | No Minors, Yo!
Aggressive…but yes.
December 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Yo, if it doesn’t hurt anyone, why Is it an issue?
December 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Yes. I have a heavy faux fur blanket and it’s much more comfortable with a top sheet.
December 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
[Pictured below: Namy]
a movie projector is shining a light on a dark background
ALT: a movie projector is shining a light on a dark background
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December 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Absolutely right, you’re not smol, you’re Lilliputian.
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
🍼✨✨W W A B✨✨🍼
December 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Why use diaper tapes when duct tape holds so much better?
December 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Just wear an unaccompanied minor lanyard. Sure the regression will come, right?

…RIGHT!?
December 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Wait… there’s drama happening?
December 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Yes, they do.
December 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I’ve already won.
December 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
A derg with common sense, I see.
December 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
They had taken precautions. They tried to make this cage “baby proof”.

I once thought the giants pre-cognizant, but I found with time, that I could wear them down and they would make mistakes in their torpor.

…but alas…I had found the scissors hours ago.
December 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The others tried to convince me.

Their minds twisted by the giants. Their propaganda was strong but I could see through theirs versimiltude.

I was already rolling on the couch.
December 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Sometimes it is the simplest of tools that sow the most chaos.

I have won…but at what cost?

“Bathtime…” I whisper.
December 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Sometimes it is the simplest of tools that sow the most chaos.

I have won…but at what cost?

“Bathtime…” I whisper.
December 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
[Men in trenchcloaks dragging away a handsome boy]

“What happened?”

“Someone told Onii-Chan that Senpai was being a Baka.”
December 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Horror. Discombobulation. Mania and malfeasance.
December 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
They left me unsupervised with the peanut butter.
December 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Tintinnabulation Is a fun word.
December 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Just cut off your butt.

Problem Solved.
December 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Wow, that’s 3.6 years of people watching Jimmy get teased. That’s wild.
December 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
[Pictured below: Namy without filters or forced perspective.]
a person is holding a small kitten in their arms and it is looking at the camera .
ALT: a person is holding a small kitten in their arms and it is looking at the camera .
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December 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Namy is actually an inch shorter than he looks. Most pictures of him are forced perspective, or he’s standing on a phone book.
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM