“Anyway” is already pleural, so no “s” is required at the end to make it pleural.
Don’t they teach you kids English anymore? This is the dumbing down of America.

Steven’s got the Vegan turduken. Charlie’s got the Yule tree.
Ian says Ba Humbug.

Mher is making Gingerbread Women.
Jeff has rum balls, @ least that’s what he’s telling folks.
Edward’s got the Deviled Eggs.
Lynn is down for the molded Jell-O shots.
Warning: Scott is bringing whiskey & condoms.
Glenda has the candy cane nunchuks.
Not sure if Gibby said myrrh or meth?

Brent has the Superhero Nativity set.
Momtifa is hiring a Black Santa. Rachel has ordered menorah tee shirts.
Louis DeJoy has fixed the USPS so no one will get Xmas cards or packages.
Payne has canned soup, in case things get fast & furious.
Vinny has the elf on a shelf on a cross.