Carl Kolchak
@thealienfactor.bsky.social
Let freedom ring. 🔔
Please be kind to animals.
Norman Fell Lives Forever!
Trump = evil, stupid, sleazy traitor who cons and manipulates those even dumber than himself.
Please be kind to animals.
Norman Fell Lives Forever!
Trump = evil, stupid, sleazy traitor who cons and manipulates those even dumber than himself.
This just proves beyond all doubt that MAGA got the mad dance skills! Leftists are just jelly because Lord Emperor trump invented the double handjob boogie.
December 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
This just proves beyond all doubt that MAGA got the mad dance skills! Leftists are just jelly because Lord Emperor trump invented the double handjob boogie.
Lazy sumbitch. Now we know he can fly when he wants to, so he’s just being a bum.
December 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Lazy sumbitch. Now we know he can fly when he wants to, so he’s just being a bum.
He kicked Mike Tyson‘s butt without any problem.
December 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
He kicked Mike Tyson‘s butt without any problem.
I remember seeing Re-Animator at the midnight movies, where the theater would show stuff like The Song Remains the Same, Eraserhead, Wizards, Pink Floyd The Wall, etc., on Friday and Saturday nights.
Gross, but also kind of hilarious.
Gross, but also kind of hilarious.
December 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I remember seeing Re-Animator at the midnight movies, where the theater would show stuff like The Song Remains the Same, Eraserhead, Wizards, Pink Floyd The Wall, etc., on Friday and Saturday nights.
Gross, but also kind of hilarious.
Gross, but also kind of hilarious.
She reminds me of Rose the Hat. 😍
Anyway, everybody knows affordability, democracy, equality and freedom are all just liberal “hoaxes.”
America’s Golden Age is here, even though it means that many will suffer so that very few can live lives of grotesque opulence!
Anyway, everybody knows affordability, democracy, equality and freedom are all just liberal “hoaxes.”
America’s Golden Age is here, even though it means that many will suffer so that very few can live lives of grotesque opulence!
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 AM
She reminds me of Rose the Hat. 😍
Anyway, everybody knows affordability, democracy, equality and freedom are all just liberal “hoaxes.”
America’s Golden Age is here, even though it means that many will suffer so that very few can live lives of grotesque opulence!
Anyway, everybody knows affordability, democracy, equality and freedom are all just liberal “hoaxes.”
America’s Golden Age is here, even though it means that many will suffer so that very few can live lives of grotesque opulence!
Houston beat em earlier today 🐻
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Houston beat em earlier today 🐻
So, that’s where John Madden got the idea!
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
So, that’s where John Madden got the idea!
When Black Friday comes
I'll stand down by the door
And catch the gray men when they
Dive from the fourteenth floor
When Black Friday comes
I'll collect everything I'm owed
And before my friends find out
I'll be on the road
When Black Friday falls
You know it's got to be
Don't let it fall on me!
I'll stand down by the door
And catch the gray men when they
Dive from the fourteenth floor
When Black Friday comes
I'll collect everything I'm owed
And before my friends find out
I'll be on the road
When Black Friday falls
You know it's got to be
Don't let it fall on me!
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
When Black Friday comes
I'll stand down by the door
And catch the gray men when they
Dive from the fourteenth floor
When Black Friday comes
I'll collect everything I'm owed
And before my friends find out
I'll be on the road
When Black Friday falls
You know it's got to be
Don't let it fall on me!
I'll stand down by the door
And catch the gray men when they
Dive from the fourteenth floor
When Black Friday comes
I'll collect everything I'm owed
And before my friends find out
I'll be on the road
When Black Friday falls
You know it's got to be
Don't let it fall on me!
Instead of using a bunch of individual slices of cheese, it would be a better representation of his hair to use a can of this stuff, spraying out one long continual strand of cheese all over the head.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Instead of using a bunch of individual slices of cheese, it would be a better representation of his hair to use a can of this stuff, spraying out one long continual strand of cheese all over the head.
You lefties think trump is snoozing or drifting in and out of consciousness, while in reality, he is doing the “Batusi” like a master!
November 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
You lefties think trump is snoozing or drifting in and out of consciousness, while in reality, he is doing the “Batusi” like a master!
These are the scholars:
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
These are the scholars:
😔 So heartbreaking.
Wishing strength to her and all her loved ones. 😢
Wishing strength to her and all her loved ones. 😢
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
😔 So heartbreaking.
Wishing strength to her and all her loved ones. 😢
Wishing strength to her and all her loved ones. 😢
Ari Melber chatting with Miami Assistant Deputy Mayor Jeff Spoder tonight. Zany!
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Ari Melber chatting with Miami Assistant Deputy Mayor Jeff Spoder tonight. Zany!
As you can see from this verified photograph, Jesus is pure Maga, and he loves Johnson nearly as much as he loves trump. Jesus is the second-greatest American of all time (right after trump at number one), and says the stuff in the New Testament about loving others is just “liberal fake news.”
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
As you can see from this verified photograph, Jesus is pure Maga, and he loves Johnson nearly as much as he loves trump. Jesus is the second-greatest American of all time (right after trump at number one), and says the stuff in the New Testament about loving others is just “liberal fake news.”
I love the fact that when Rose is in the supermarket, she has a can of Peanut Patch boiled peanuts in her basket. Yes!!
November 17, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I love the fact that when Rose is in the supermarket, she has a can of Peanut Patch boiled peanuts in her basket. Yes!!
These guys say Ditka every time.
November 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
These guys say Ditka every time.
Evander Holyfield decades after Mike Tyson bit him.
November 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Evander Holyfield decades after Mike Tyson bit him.
A sad breakup within MAGA 😞
🎶
Once upon a time I was falling in love
Now I’m only cutting a fart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart 😢
🎶
Turn around bright eyes.
Turn around bright eyes.
🎶
😞😢😭
🎶
Once upon a time I was falling in love
Now I’m only cutting a fart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart 😢
🎶
Turn around bright eyes.
Turn around bright eyes.
🎶
😞😢😭
November 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
A sad breakup within MAGA 😞
🎶
Once upon a time I was falling in love
Now I’m only cutting a fart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart 😢
🎶
Turn around bright eyes.
Turn around bright eyes.
🎶
😞😢😭
🎶
Once upon a time I was falling in love
Now I’m only cutting a fart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart 😢
🎶
Turn around bright eyes.
Turn around bright eyes.
🎶
😞😢😭