thea guanzon 🦋
@theagwrites.bsky.social
#1 international, new york times, usa today, and indie bestselling shrike to your sharp and glorious thorn ✨ rep: thao le ✨ https://www.theaguanzon.com/
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Me to my irl last month while we discussed her ADHD: I wonder if I should also get tested—
My irl: Girl we have been together every second of every day of this vacation. You have ADHD.
Another irl who stayed at my place over the last weekend, out of the blue: Hey do you happen to have ADHD?
💀💀💀
My irl: Girl we have been together every second of every day of this vacation. You have ADHD.
Another irl who stayed at my place over the last weekend, out of the blue: Hey do you happen to have ADHD?
💀💀💀
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Me to my irl last month while we discussed her ADHD: I wonder if I should also get tested—
My irl: Girl we have been together every second of every day of this vacation. You have ADHD.
Another irl who stayed at my place over the last weekend, out of the blue: Hey do you happen to have ADHD?
💀💀💀
My irl: Girl we have been together every second of every day of this vacation. You have ADHD.
Another irl who stayed at my place over the last weekend, out of the blue: Hey do you happen to have ADHD?
💀💀💀
It’s the “Best, Thea” for me
November 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It’s the “Best, Thea” for me
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"This book tore my heart out and put it back together again and it was an honour"
A stunning endorsement from @theagwrites.bsky.social for @authortrmoore.bsky.social 's THE GODS MUST BURN.
Coming to a bookshop near you in February 2026!
Preorder: https://geni.us/godsmb
A stunning endorsement from @theagwrites.bsky.social for @authortrmoore.bsky.social 's THE GODS MUST BURN.
Coming to a bookshop near you in February 2026!
Preorder: https://geni.us/godsmb
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
"This book tore my heart out and put it back together again and it was an honour"
A stunning endorsement from @theagwrites.bsky.social for @authortrmoore.bsky.social 's THE GODS MUST BURN.
Coming to a bookshop near you in February 2026!
Preorder: https://geni.us/godsmb
A stunning endorsement from @theagwrites.bsky.social for @authortrmoore.bsky.social 's THE GODS MUST BURN.
Coming to a bookshop near you in February 2026!
Preorder: https://geni.us/godsmb
My cat: *yelling nonstop at the crack of dawn*
My friend who’s sleeping over, sitting up in bed, in tears: I don’t know what you want! Speak English!
My cat: *continues yelling, didn’t even stop for a second, yelled over her, in fact*
Pancakes has claimed another victim…
My friend who’s sleeping over, sitting up in bed, in tears: I don’t know what you want! Speak English!
My cat: *continues yelling, didn’t even stop for a second, yelled over her, in fact*
Pancakes has claimed another victim…
November 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
My cat: *yelling nonstop at the crack of dawn*
My friend who’s sleeping over, sitting up in bed, in tears: I don’t know what you want! Speak English!
My cat: *continues yelling, didn’t even stop for a second, yelled over her, in fact*
Pancakes has claimed another victim…
My friend who’s sleeping over, sitting up in bed, in tears: I don’t know what you want! Speak English!
My cat: *continues yelling, didn’t even stop for a second, yelled over her, in fact*
Pancakes has claimed another victim…
Me before the Halloween rave vs. me five hours into the Halloween rave 💀💀💀
November 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Me before the Halloween rave vs. me five hours into the Halloween rave 💀💀💀
My very sweet and normie guy friend who isn’t familiar with fantasy but buys and reads my books: I want to support your latest novel, Thea, but I don’t know… The guy is a minotaur or something?
My alpha-werewolf-smut-connoisseur friend, shouting from across the table: EXCUSE ME, OSKAR IS A HALF-ORC
My alpha-werewolf-smut-connoisseur friend, shouting from across the table: EXCUSE ME, OSKAR IS A HALF-ORC
October 29, 2025 at 4:58 AM
My very sweet and normie guy friend who isn’t familiar with fantasy but buys and reads my books: I want to support your latest novel, Thea, but I don’t know… The guy is a minotaur or something?
My alpha-werewolf-smut-connoisseur friend, shouting from across the table: EXCUSE ME, OSKAR IS A HALF-ORC
My alpha-werewolf-smut-connoisseur friend, shouting from across the table: EXCUSE ME, OSKAR IS A HALF-ORC
Me heading out for drinks: “I will go home early and be in bed at a reasonable hour because I am a responsible adult”
Me at 6:30 in the morning:
Me at 6:30 in the morning:
October 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Me heading out for drinks: “I will go home early and be in bed at a reasonable hour because I am a responsible adult”
Me at 6:30 in the morning:
Me at 6:30 in the morning:
After a month of existential crisis and sleepless nights, I’ve submitted the revised draft!!! I still have the epilogue left to write but the main HURRICANE WARS story is complete 🥹 Please enjoy my editor spiraling in the comments, plus a bonus meme from my friend Lou after a certain excerpt 👁️👄👁️
October 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
After a month of existential crisis and sleepless nights, I’ve submitted the revised draft!!! I still have the epilogue left to write but the main HURRICANE WARS story is complete 🥹 Please enjoy my editor spiraling in the comments, plus a bonus meme from my friend Lou after a certain excerpt 👁️👄👁️
Just me catching wind of the news while I was at a bar so my irl and I promptly crashed out 😔✊🏼
October 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Just me catching wind of the news while I was at a bar so my irl and I promptly crashed out 😔✊🏼
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If you have not yet read #tusklove by @theagwrites.bsky.social you should really get on that. It's excellent. Started whilst on tour at the lovely Bodiam Castle and now had time to finish it up.
October 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
If you have not yet read #tusklove by @theagwrites.bsky.social you should really get on that. It's excellent. Started whilst on tour at the lovely Bodiam Castle and now had time to finish it up.
My darling French readers!!! I will be in Paris for Le Royaume Calix, an immersive event celebrating my publisher’s flagship books. Come thru if you’re in town so I can sully your beautiful HURRICANE WARS and MONSOON RISING editions with my bad handwriting 🥹🫶🏼 More info below ⬇️
October 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
My darling French readers!!! I will be in Paris for Le Royaume Calix, an immersive event celebrating my publisher’s flagship books. Come thru if you’re in town so I can sully your beautiful HURRICANE WARS and MONSOON RISING editions with my bad handwriting 🥹🫶🏼 More info below ⬇️
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Jester, my beloved 🩵
Gah I’m so hyped! Also I bet this first season will bring up the @theagwrites.bsky.social classic, Tusk Love ❤️🔥
Gah I’m so hyped! Also I bet this first season will bring up the @theagwrites.bsky.social classic, Tusk Love ❤️🔥
October 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Jester, my beloved 🩵
Gah I’m so hyped! Also I bet this first season will bring up the @theagwrites.bsky.social classic, Tusk Love ❤️🔥
Gah I’m so hyped! Also I bet this first season will bring up the @theagwrites.bsky.social classic, Tusk Love ❤️🔥
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October 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Broke my reading slump and FINALLY finished Tusk Love 😭 @theagwrites.bsky.social the hype was correct, it was everything
a black and white cat with a sad look on its face is covering its mouth with its paw .
Alt: a black and white cat with a sad look on its face is covering its mouth with its paw .
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October 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Broke my reading slump and FINALLY finished Tusk Love 😭 @theagwrites.bsky.social the hype was correct, it was everything
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@sushigirlali.bsky.social was the GOAT and got me the wedding edition of @theagwrites.bsky.social's Tusk Love from NYCC 😍😍😍
Now I have a home for the signed bookplate I got at SDCC back in July
Now I have a home for the signed bookplate I got at SDCC back in July
October 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
@sushigirlali.bsky.social was the GOAT and got me the wedding edition of @theagwrites.bsky.social's Tusk Love from NYCC 😍😍😍
Now I have a home for the signed bookplate I got at SDCC back in July
Now I have a home for the signed bookplate I got at SDCC back in July
Some gorgeous author copies just came in the mail!!! I… don’t know when this TikTok-exclusive hardback of A Monsoon Rising will launch (I’M BUSY REVISING OK I’M JUST A GIRL 😭), but the paperback hits U.K. shelves Nov. 6th, including this stunning teal edge from The Works 💜🩵
October 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Some gorgeous author copies just came in the mail!!! I… don’t know when this TikTok-exclusive hardback of A Monsoon Rising will launch (I’M BUSY REVISING OK I’M JUST A GIRL 😭), but the paperback hits U.K. shelves Nov. 6th, including this stunning teal edge from The Works 💜🩵
My super fun and somewhat ill-advised month-long travels have come to an end. Now I revise a HURRICANE WARS book… for the very last time 🥺 Leaving you with these texts from my editor and the hope that I’ll do justice to Alaric & Talasyn’s story. See you all on the other side 🫡
September 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
My super fun and somewhat ill-advised month-long travels have come to an end. Now I revise a HURRICANE WARS book… for the very last time 🥺 Leaving you with these texts from my editor and the hope that I’ll do justice to Alaric & Talasyn’s story. See you all on the other side 🫡
IF YOUR FEELINGS ARE STILL WHAT THEY WERE LAST APRIL, TELL ME SO AT ONCE. MY AFFECTIONS AND WISHES HAVE NOT CHANGED BUT ONE WORD FROM YOU WILL SILENCE ME FOREVER
September 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
IF YOUR FEELINGS ARE STILL WHAT THEY WERE LAST APRIL, TELL ME SO AT ONCE. MY AFFECTIONS AND WISHES HAVE NOT CHANGED BUT ONE WORD FROM YOU WILL SILENCE ME FOREVER
I am feeling emosh in this Waffle House tonight, there is nowhere in this world I have travelled to wherein a rat did not welcome me with open arms and drive me around and humor my need for fake candid photos at major tourist sites. I truly appreciate you all 🥹🫶🏼
September 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I am feeling emosh in this Waffle House tonight, there is nowhere in this world I have travelled to wherein a rat did not welcome me with open arms and drive me around and humor my need for fake candid photos at major tourist sites. I truly appreciate you all 🥹🫶🏼
After all these years I finally met @3rdoption.bsky.social and @syndulla2.bsky.social 😭❤️ Thanks for an amazing day ladies!!! 🐀
September 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
After all these years I finally met @3rdoption.bsky.social and @syndulla2.bsky.social 😭❤️ Thanks for an amazing day ladies!!! 🐀
Another continent, another beautiful wedding ❤️
September 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Another continent, another beautiful wedding ❤️
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here? 🤔
September 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here? 🤔
Got upgraded to a suite because the hotel manager said she wanted to bribe me into keeping Alaric alive until the very end 🙂↔️
September 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Got upgraded to a suite because the hotel manager said she wanted to bribe me into keeping Alaric alive until the very end 🙂↔️
I am at a bachelorette party in Nanaimo and the bride just gave a PowerPoint presentation on Klaroline 😭
September 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I am at a bachelorette party in Nanaimo and the bride just gave a PowerPoint presentation on Klaroline 😭