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theagentndn.bsky.social
agent ndn
@theagentndn.bsky.social
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Operative of the NDN Agency.

All opinions and views are psychological projections on your part.

Listuguj Mi'gmaw. straight. cis. student.

display:@inde_milou

https://www.paypal.me/TheAgentNDN
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theagentndn.bsky.social
Meme of the Undertaker appearing behind someone who is smiling and laughing, utterly oblivious to his presence. The laughing guy is saying "shoulda fought harder" and the caption over him says "Canadians laughing it up after ignoring treaties and occupying Native lands." The caption over the Undertaker says "the US looking for more Native lands to steal"
January 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
theagentndn.bsky.social
Magua from Last of the Mohicans motioning "come here" with a bloody hand. The captions say "here, follow me, I am your Prime Minister now"
January 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
theagentndn.bsky.social
Meme of Marge Simpson, labeled "working class", holding up a potato, labeled "dead billionaires" and saying "I just think they're neat"
December 8, 2024 at 4:53 PM
theagentndn.bsky.social
Photo of Hana-Rawhiti Maipi-Clarke, Maori MP for Hauraki Waikato, tearing up a bill which aims to reinterpret the Treaty of Waitangi during a haka protest in the Aotearoa legislature. The text at the top says "when you've had it with their settler nonsense"
November 14, 2024 at 9:22 PM
theagentndn.bsky.social
Update: Twitter still pumping out primo content from time to time
Tweet by Gary Peterson showing him having painted himself in bed with a super buff and young Trump. The caption above says "My latest piece shows that if we dream hard enough, President Trump will wake us with a sign that real masculinity and Straightriotism has returned to America."
January 5, 2024 at 3:14 AM
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King of the Hill meme where Hank is lecturing Bobby in the truck. He says "You know what's not cool, Bobby?" And Bobby replies "being the only country that vetoes a ceasefire at the UN security council meeting"
December 11, 2023 at 2:57 AM
theagentndn.bsky.social
Meme of Leela from Futurama looking lovingly at a purple candy heart. The text on the heart says "free free Palestine"
December 11, 2023 at 2:33 AM
theagentndn.bsky.social
Scene from Sopranos. Pauly asks Tony a question: "Hey Tone, what are your thoughts on the Clovis hypothesis? Do you think it makes sense that there was one whole culture that extended from the lowest point of South America to the highest parts of North America in ancient times?" Tony replies "I can't have this conversation again"
December 11, 2023 at 2:28 AM
theagentndn.bsky.social
Being "able to leave Gaza" is quite a way to frame forced expulsion from one's homeland due to an American-backed genocide.
Tweet by Jake Tapper which says "Great news! Palestinian poet Mosab Abu Toha and his family have been able to leave Gaza!"
December 3, 2023 at 2:58 AM
theagentndn.bsky.social
I'm crossposting! I'm crossposting!
The five kids from Captain Planet all holding up their power rings and saying "kale, cabbage, Brussels sprouts, cauliflower, and broccoli" and then on the bottom you have all of their powers combining to summon the wild mustard plant.
September 21, 2023 at 5:51 AM
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what's your favorite adverb?
Meme of the angry white bald guy from the viral "fucking pronouns" video. The caption says "running out of shit to be a victim like" and the guy is yelling "fucking adverbs!"
September 8, 2023 at 11:06 PM
theagentndn.bsky.social
Photo of a school TV on a rolling stand. The caption says *slaps hood* you could watch so many 9/11s on this bad boy"
August 14, 2023 at 1:29 AM
theagentndn.bsky.social
western media can't help but make the burning of Maui about themselves
Helen Lovejoy from the Simpsons saying "Won't somebody please think of the vacations?"
August 13, 2023 at 11:57 PM
theagentndn.bsky.social
Meme of European settlers bringing a chest of European goods, such as beads and blankets, to Indigenous people in North America. The caption says "climate change is exported to the Americas c. 1492"
August 9, 2023 at 5:13 PM
theagentndn.bsky.social
Meme. NDNs say do better please and thank you. The settler response is captured in a still from the Simpsons, where Freddy Quimby is ranting on the witness stand in court. He says: "I'll kill you. I'll kill all of you. Especially those of you in the jury."
August 7, 2023 at 4:45 PM
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Meme of Arthur the Aardvark running with a trenchcoat pulled up to conceal his face. The caption reads "abandoning my physio routine the minute the pain starts to go away"
July 24, 2023 at 2:20 AM
theagentndn.bsky.social
Your shitty reputation is wafting over here is why.
July 21, 2023 at 7:41 PM
theagentndn.bsky.social
Hey BlueSky community.

Just wanted to point out that @leithmotive.bsky.social here likes to spend their time trolling Indigenous people with bad faith bullshit on Twitter.

Do we want racist douchebags like this in our community?
LeithMotive quote tweeting an Indigenous activist on Twitter talking about the impacts of mining on Indigenous communities. The quote retweet says "looks like the pretend environmentalists have found another argument to protect their fossil fuel masters" Screenshots of LeithMotive engaging in bad faith anti-Indigenous equivocating. "I live in a land where at least some of my ancestors lived for thousands of years. But if I used that to say other people were not welcome, I'd be given short shrift and right called racist."
July 21, 2023 at 7:40 PM
theagentndn.bsky.social
Meme showing Frodo Baggins from Lord of the Rings saying "All right, then. Keep your secrets." The caption above it says "when the whitest person you know refuses to put on sunblock"
July 19, 2023 at 8:02 PM
theagentndn.bsky.social
Just a heads up to y'all on here that @socialismforall.bsky.social just got called out for some problematic colonial atheist shit on Twitter and blocked an Indigenous person for very gently pushing back. They had been a mutual of mine until they just showed me that they are not safe to be around.
Screenshot of three tweets. Original Tweet by @LeninistSpectre: Religion is not a private matter in relation to the Communist Party; Communists should not be active participants of a religion. Quote-retweet by Socialism For All: Correct Marxism is based on materialism and is explicitly hostile to all forms of religious superstition and idealism. Reply by Agent NDN: Why did you block an Indigenous person for correctly pointing out that forcing colonial atheism on us is genocidal?
July 19, 2023 at 3:54 AM
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July 15, 2023 at 10:53 PM
theagentndn.bsky.social
Hey everybody, I just want you to be aware that this guy is racist and has been trolling Indigenous people on Twitter about missing and murdered Indigenous women and residential school victims today. He's an S-tier piece of shit and shouldn't be here.

@theycallmewilliam.bsky.social
July 15, 2023 at 10:52 PM
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Two Native hunters examining tracks in the snow. One says "white man has been here. The other asks "how can you tell?" and he replies "AFN Senate appointments"
July 11, 2023 at 5:26 PM
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Meme titled "social media freshness test" which is a play on the "egg freshness test." There are four glasses of water with eggs in them, all at different positions in the glass to show their freshness. The freshest egg, BlueSky symbolized by ALF giving a thumbs up, is at the bottom of the cup. The week old egg, Threads, is floating just above the bottom. The stale egg, Twitter, is floating beneath the surface. The bad egg, Facebook, has floated to the top.
July 10, 2023 at 9:28 PM
theagentndn.bsky.social
Hank Hill lecturing his son Bobby in the truck. The caption says "you know what's not cool, Bobby? Weezin the juice"
July 9, 2023 at 8:50 PM