The Fantastic Paul
@theactualdevil.bsky.social
Opinions are those of the man that lives in my walls
My politics are that I should be installed as Immortal God Emperor of the Earth and granted Dangerous Mind Powers
My God is KOS-MOS
He/Him
My politics are that I should be installed as Immortal God Emperor of the Earth and granted Dangerous Mind Powers
My God is KOS-MOS
He/Him
Senritsu Kaiki World Kowasugi! (2023)
Koji Shiraishi is truly the best to ever do it. How does he keep coming up with new ways to fuck around with the found footage format? Makes you think it's just a rehash of Hanako, and then she looks right into the camera.
Koji Shiraishi is truly the best to ever do it. How does he keep coming up with new ways to fuck around with the found footage format? Makes you think it's just a rehash of Hanako, and then she looks right into the camera.
December 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Senritsu Kaiki World Kowasugi! (2023)
Koji Shiraishi is truly the best to ever do it. How does he keep coming up with new ways to fuck around with the found footage format? Makes you think it's just a rehash of Hanako, and then she looks right into the camera.
Koji Shiraishi is truly the best to ever do it. How does he keep coming up with new ways to fuck around with the found footage format? Makes you think it's just a rehash of Hanako, and then she looks right into the camera.
I warned you!!
December 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I warned you!!
Watching Digimon Beatbreak
Nooooo, Little girl! Not that one! That's Poop Digimon!
Nooooo, Little girl! Not that one! That's Poop Digimon!
December 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Watching Digimon Beatbreak
Nooooo, Little girl! Not that one! That's Poop Digimon!
Nooooo, Little girl! Not that one! That's Poop Digimon!
Broken Rage (2024)
Ah yes, this is the kind of Hard Boiled Crime Story I so love. And only an hour long. Fun for the whole family.
Ah yes, this is the kind of Hard Boiled Crime Story I so love. And only an hour long. Fun for the whole family.
December 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Broken Rage (2024)
Ah yes, this is the kind of Hard Boiled Crime Story I so love. And only an hour long. Fun for the whole family.
Ah yes, this is the kind of Hard Boiled Crime Story I so love. And only an hour long. Fun for the whole family.
Senritsu Kaiki File Super Kowa Too! Dark Mystery: Snake Woman (2015)
Kudo, my man, you gotta' do some more editorializing on these submitted videos. You ain't need to show all 40 minutes of that.
Also, that dirty old man way scarier than the "Snake Woman."
Kudo, my man, you gotta' do some more editorializing on these submitted videos. You ain't need to show all 40 minutes of that.
Also, that dirty old man way scarier than the "Snake Woman."
November 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Senritsu Kaiki File Super Kowa Too! Dark Mystery: Snake Woman (2015)
Kudo, my man, you gotta' do some more editorializing on these submitted videos. You ain't need to show all 40 minutes of that.
Also, that dirty old man way scarier than the "Snake Woman."
Kudo, my man, you gotta' do some more editorializing on these submitted videos. You ain't need to show all 40 minutes of that.
Also, that dirty old man way scarier than the "Snake Woman."
Battles Without Honor and Humanity: Deadly Fight in Hiroshima (1973)
Hey, what the fuck? Why wasn't there any honor or humanity in this movie?
Hey, what the fuck? Why wasn't there any honor or humanity in this movie?
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Battles Without Honor and Humanity: Deadly Fight in Hiroshima (1973)
Hey, what the fuck? Why wasn't there any honor or humanity in this movie?
Hey, what the fuck? Why wasn't there any honor or humanity in this movie?
Room 237 (2012)
These people are wild. Not all of them are wrong that Kubrick did consider some of this, just reading way too much into everything being about their hyper fixation
Love the music, love the choices in editing and movie clips, especially the ones from Demons (1985)
These people are wild. Not all of them are wrong that Kubrick did consider some of this, just reading way too much into everything being about their hyper fixation
Love the music, love the choices in editing and movie clips, especially the ones from Demons (1985)
November 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Room 237 (2012)
These people are wild. Not all of them are wrong that Kubrick did consider some of this, just reading way too much into everything being about their hyper fixation
Love the music, love the choices in editing and movie clips, especially the ones from Demons (1985)
These people are wild. Not all of them are wrong that Kubrick did consider some of this, just reading way too much into everything being about their hyper fixation
Love the music, love the choices in editing and movie clips, especially the ones from Demons (1985)
Predator: Badlands (2025)
Fucking brilliant. Exactly what I wanted, when I seen that first trailer.
Fucking brilliant. Exactly what I wanted, when I seen that first trailer.
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Predator: Badlands (2025)
Fucking brilliant. Exactly what I wanted, when I seen that first trailer.
Fucking brilliant. Exactly what I wanted, when I seen that first trailer.
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Sorry, can't pick one, you get a top 4
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Sorry, can't pick one, you get a top 4
I don't know anything about you, but enjoy purgatory, Horrible Peanut Homunculus
November 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I don't know anything about you, but enjoy purgatory, Horrible Peanut Homunculus
Space Adventure Cobra: The Movie (1982)
Mans can breath underwater, if he's got a cigar in his mouth. Is the smoke his oxygen? Who can tell?
If triplets ever did that to me, I'd stay away from flesh and blood women for the rest of my life, burying all my sorrow in my robot wife's metallic bosom
Mans can breath underwater, if he's got a cigar in his mouth. Is the smoke his oxygen? Who can tell?
If triplets ever did that to me, I'd stay away from flesh and blood women for the rest of my life, burying all my sorrow in my robot wife's metallic bosom
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Space Adventure Cobra: The Movie (1982)
Mans can breath underwater, if he's got a cigar in his mouth. Is the smoke his oxygen? Who can tell?
If triplets ever did that to me, I'd stay away from flesh and blood women for the rest of my life, burying all my sorrow in my robot wife's metallic bosom
Mans can breath underwater, if he's got a cigar in his mouth. Is the smoke his oxygen? Who can tell?
If triplets ever did that to me, I'd stay away from flesh and blood women for the rest of my life, burying all my sorrow in my robot wife's metallic bosom
Frankenstein (2025)
Hell yeah! Let's do it, Guillermo del Toro!
Hell yeah! Let's do it, Guillermo del Toro!
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Frankenstein (2025)
Hell yeah! Let's do it, Guillermo del Toro!
Hell yeah! Let's do it, Guillermo del Toro!
Apocalypse Hotel (2025)
Thank you, Horse Girl Gambling Game
This is already one of my favorite things I've watched
Would recommend staying at this hotel, just don't breath the air
- ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Thank you, Horse Girl Gambling Game
This is already one of my favorite things I've watched
Would recommend staying at this hotel, just don't breath the air
- ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Apocalypse Hotel (2025)
Thank you, Horse Girl Gambling Game
This is already one of my favorite things I've watched
Would recommend staying at this hotel, just don't breath the air
- ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Thank you, Horse Girl Gambling Game
This is already one of my favorite things I've watched
Would recommend staying at this hotel, just don't breath the air
- ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Man, I love Kamen Rider Faiz. It's got some great dramatic moments.
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Man, I love Kamen Rider Faiz. It's got some great dramatic moments.
Hard Boiled (1992)
Been seeing clips of them two dudes killing all those people as they make their way down a hallway, had no idea how absolutely out of control the situation was in the rest of that building. Good shit.
Been seeing clips of them two dudes killing all those people as they make their way down a hallway, had no idea how absolutely out of control the situation was in the rest of that building. Good shit.
November 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Hard Boiled (1992)
Been seeing clips of them two dudes killing all those people as they make their way down a hallway, had no idea how absolutely out of control the situation was in the rest of that building. Good shit.
Been seeing clips of them two dudes killing all those people as they make their way down a hallway, had no idea how absolutely out of control the situation was in the rest of that building. Good shit.
Boiling Point (1990)
Great Baseball movie
Great Baseball movie
November 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Boiling Point (1990)
Great Baseball movie
Great Baseball movie
Turkey! Time to Strike (2025)
So I'm looking at upcoming anime, and see this title. "Oh, a bowling show. Never really watched a Cute Girls Doing Cute Things before, why not try?" Open on girl crying. Bowling is the most serious thing that's ever happened in these girl's lives
Great Show
So I'm looking at upcoming anime, and see this title. "Oh, a bowling show. Never really watched a Cute Girls Doing Cute Things before, why not try?" Open on girl crying. Bowling is the most serious thing that's ever happened in these girl's lives
Great Show
November 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Turkey! Time to Strike (2025)
So I'm looking at upcoming anime, and see this title. "Oh, a bowling show. Never really watched a Cute Girls Doing Cute Things before, why not try?" Open on girl crying. Bowling is the most serious thing that's ever happened in these girl's lives
Great Show
So I'm looking at upcoming anime, and see this title. "Oh, a bowling show. Never really watched a Cute Girls Doing Cute Things before, why not try?" Open on girl crying. Bowling is the most serious thing that's ever happened in these girl's lives
Great Show
Takopi’s Original Sin (2025)
Bit grim, innut?
Bit grim, innut?
October 31, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Takopi’s Original Sin (2025)
Bit grim, innut?
Bit grim, innut?
Cleopatra (1970)
"Just According to Cleopatra Keikaku!"
Man, I'd only gotten the infamy of the Marketing Campaign, further reinforced by click bait YouTube thumbnails. I was ill prepared for the actual movie
Scariest opening 5 minutes of a movie I watched all month
"Just According to Cleopatra Keikaku!"
Man, I'd only gotten the infamy of the Marketing Campaign, further reinforced by click bait YouTube thumbnails. I was ill prepared for the actual movie
Scariest opening 5 minutes of a movie I watched all month
October 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Cleopatra (1970)
"Just According to Cleopatra Keikaku!"
Man, I'd only gotten the infamy of the Marketing Campaign, further reinforced by click bait YouTube thumbnails. I was ill prepared for the actual movie
Scariest opening 5 minutes of a movie I watched all month
"Just According to Cleopatra Keikaku!"
Man, I'd only gotten the infamy of the Marketing Campaign, further reinforced by click bait YouTube thumbnails. I was ill prepared for the actual movie
Scariest opening 5 minutes of a movie I watched all month
Intruder (1989)
Absolute Cinema
Absolute Cinema
October 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Intruder (1989)
Absolute Cinema
Absolute Cinema
Basket Case 3: The Progeny (1991)
I am no longer the same person I was when this evening started...
I am no longer the same person I was when this evening started...
October 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Basket Case 3: The Progeny (1991)
I am no longer the same person I was when this evening started...
I am no longer the same person I was when this evening started...
Basket Case 2 (1990)
Jesus Fucking Christ, what the hell did I just watch?
Jesus Fucking Christ, what the hell did I just watch?
October 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Basket Case 2 (1990)
Jesus Fucking Christ, what the hell did I just watch?
Jesus Fucking Christ, what the hell did I just watch?
Basket Case (1982)
Damn, that's fucked up
I'm glad baskets aren't real
Damn, that's fucked up
I'm glad baskets aren't real
October 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Basket Case (1982)
Damn, that's fucked up
I'm glad baskets aren't real
Damn, that's fucked up
I'm glad baskets aren't real
Black Phone 2 (2025)
You know better than anyone that Grabber is just a Word
You know better than anyone that Grabber is just a Word
October 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Black Phone 2 (2025)
You know better than anyone that Grabber is just a Word
You know better than anyone that Grabber is just a Word