Really bad take, then

JCO snarling “I. Will. Not. Lose”

Jar Jar Binks was actually made for Iowa fans

It doesn’t. What bearing does this have on our present moment? Or are we just leaning into innuendo?

I would love to believe that they have a conscience

How come your office didn’t answer calls?

THAT’S SUPPOSED TO BE WHY HE IS WHERE HE IS

Muuuuuuuch bigger issue than chuck schumer rubbing elbows with rich New Yorkers

That’s the take! I’m just frustrated by the insinuation. It’s some shit I’ve seen Andy Ngo pull a million times. This guilt by tangential association, and I’ll be goddamned if I’m gonna not call it out when it’s our side of this bullshit

1979 Trump is not 2016 Trump for any number of reasons I’m assuming you’re able to piece together

That he’d be Trump’s attorney dude, which was the fucking crux of the argument

Bahahahaha who cares it was 1979. Wait, do you think he has a Time Machine?!? Do you think he knew!!?!?!!??!?!?