The betrayal and the loss of his first offspring would leave a psychological mark even when he couldn't remember what he had lost.

She got the jump on him with a garrote, overpowered him, and made him watch as she cut him open and scrambled his brain. But Bhaal has never been good at letting him stay dead long. He would expire on Kressa's table a few more times before being shipped off on the nautiloid

Knowing Jaina is keeping Karlach in good company would warm his heart so much. Even if she hates him at least as much as Enver.

Omg a Minsc doll! Is it soft and cuddly or like an action figure?

Achaia will write a treatise as well as dirty limericks about this experience and sing those limericks at the mermaid on days he gets deep in his cups.

Every once in a while he'll turn, look at Enver and be like "you know what would be great...if you had graspers"

"Ok, I am sooooo ready. Maybe you can give me some pointers on how to win over Ilya while we're at it. Or we could invite him?"

"Ever tried a Slayer before?"

Achaia wearing little glasses as he takes more notes

"in my many years I've not ever had the pleasure. How well do they work with mainlander configurations? I'd certainly be open to the experience. For science." (Someone save me from this hedonistic menace 😂)

Achaia hearing the word graspers

Listen listen. If he needs someone to tell him he's a good boy I have a hell of a candidate. Achaia gonna sit him in front of a mirror and give him hella compliments.

Why Ilya looking so sad. Who got mah boy looking so sad

Oh and he also has all of the Counting house's money in that bag too. He forgot it's on there with everything else

+ like a certain prayer, a pair of shoes that soon becomes a bag of all his special things. Lihalas lute, a broken moon lantern. And then there's the bag that's just labeled "who is Gortash?" And is filled with every mention he could find pertaining to Gortash. Even things that didn't seem connected

Literally me everyday lol. The worst people imaginable are in love and it makes me insane

They definitely sponsoring free school lunches and accessible healthcare with those funds they're getting

They're supposed to be the new "team rocket" type in the game but their goal is like..."clean up the city, do the dirty jobs(like give loans with crazy interest rates to children and then press them into service for free) to make the world a better place"...so like idk an evil sanitation union.