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Thank goodness past you was incredibly wrong.

Also Stede’s button shoes are PRECIOUS and so dapper!
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
This was one of the only Actual Books I was capable of reading during peak brain rot, and AGREED!
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
That “tonight” is doing some heavy lifting, Ed…

💐💐💐
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Thx!!!
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Hope this isn’t weird to ask but I literally have these prints and wanted to put them in this exact frame — where did you get the frame??
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Omg! I loved this collab and you made it 10,000x better with your sound and art!
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
YUP.
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Why did they do this to us???? Why???? It’s a movie about a toaster with a parasocial relationship with a human. This was not a necessary scene!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Oh, I cannot talk about the show like a normal person. If people start talking about their favorite tv shows I just hope someone else will say it first so I can just vigorously agree.
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
No, please keep going.

Wee John invents a portable makeup kit for drag queen pirates on the go, and calls it Caboodles of Revenge.
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The answer is clearly Ed and Stede?
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Co-signed!
November 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Thank you, sorry for the confusion!
November 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Oh interesting!

Honestly I think they’re probably both a bit useless until insurance won’t pay out and then either one of them is willing to go to hell and back on the phone with customer service.
November 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
They have to call Frenchie every year during open enrollment and he explains it to them *again*
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Personality 4 Personality relationship
November 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Such is the way of sales. More shirts?
November 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
You got the shirt!!!!
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Still doesn’t beat the time there was a woman listening to a spicy audio book on the bus at full volume. Tho maybe that circles back around to being so unhinged it’s just impressive?
November 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM