Benadryl Fitzgerald
@the-soliloquist.bsky.social
Impossible to whisk.
NBC has probably the funniest new sitcom of the season here. I don't know why they're hiding it on Friday nights.
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 AM
NBC has probably the funniest new sitcom of the season here. I don't know why they're hiding it on Friday nights.
These are my knives. The bigger one stays in my car. The smaller one I carry with me.
September 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
These are my knives. The bigger one stays in my car. The smaller one I carry with me.
*does Happy Fat Girl dance*
August 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
*does Happy Fat Girl dance*
Ooooh. Favorite Disney Song is probably Kiss The Girl from The Little Mermaid.
Favorite juice right now is this one. I know it's not 100% juice but I'm an adult and I drink what I want.
Favorite juice right now is this one. I know it's not 100% juice but I'm an adult and I drink what I want.
July 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Ooooh. Favorite Disney Song is probably Kiss The Girl from The Little Mermaid.
Favorite juice right now is this one. I know it's not 100% juice but I'm an adult and I drink what I want.
Favorite juice right now is this one. I know it's not 100% juice but I'm an adult and I drink what I want.
I know she wants to. She's trying so hard to show restraint.
July 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I know she wants to. She's trying so hard to show restraint.
Chantal was wilding in North Carolina today. Tornadoes and 11 inches of rain. It really just sat right over the same spot for hours. I've never seen anything like this in this area before.
July 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Chantal was wilding in North Carolina today. Tornadoes and 11 inches of rain. It really just sat right over the same spot for hours. I've never seen anything like this in this area before.
It's so annoying when payday falls on a Monday. I'm just supposed to sit here all weekend like this?
June 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
It's so annoying when payday falls on a Monday. I'm just supposed to sit here all weekend like this?
You can really tell those F*ver fans are voting their asses off for All-Star
June 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
You can really tell those F*ver fans are voting their asses off for All-Star
Hate it so much
June 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Hate it so much
*only in NYC 🙄
June 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
*only in NYC 🙄
There's a few but I can't even explain this one. This song came out when I was 10. But it's my jam.
June 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
There's a few but I can't even explain this one. This song came out when I was 10. But it's my jam.
An unorthodox choice:
June 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
An unorthodox choice:
Anything out of Muscle Shoals makes me wish I was there but I love the horns on this one in particular
June 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Anything out of Muscle Shoals makes me wish I was there but I love the horns on this one in particular
A lot of Aretha songs feel like this for me but this one specifically feels like gospel when she sings it
June 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
A lot of Aretha songs feel like this for me but this one specifically feels like gospel when she sings it
Wait a minute. I wasn't expecting this but Stewie kinda ate.
May 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Wait a minute. I wasn't expecting this but Stewie kinda ate.