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Bob: “…and the worst kind of marriage, which is ours, is where the husband’s IQ is 129, and the wife’s is 151, which is a difference of … of …”
Emily: “22.”
Emily: “22.”
October 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Bob: “…and the worst kind of marriage, which is ours, is where the husband’s IQ is 129, and the wife’s is 151, which is a difference of … of …”
Emily: “22.”
Emily: “22.”
“And me? I’m Jerry Hubbard!”
September 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
“And me? I’m Jerry Hubbard!”
“I’ve always just loved to kill!”
August 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
“I’ve always just loved to kill!”
“Georgie … what about the Jello?”
“I’ll take it in my room.”
“I’ll take it in my room.”
August 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
“Georgie … what about the Jello?”
“I’ll take it in my room.”
“I’ll take it in my room.”
“Machu picchu. Are these free?”
August 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
“Machu picchu. Are these free?”
“Where are you gonna sleep?”
“Backstage.”
“Backstage.”
August 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
“Where are you gonna sleep?”
“Backstage.”
“Backstage.”
“That’s funny.”
July 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
“That’s funny.”
“Leopold!” “Leopold!”
June 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
“Leopold!” “Leopold!”
“Homer, I don’t know what to say — you really saved our hides!”
“Ohh, on top of everything else, don’t make me picture your hides!”
“Ohh, on top of everything else, don’t make me picture your hides!”
June 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
“Homer, I don’t know what to say — you really saved our hides!”
“Ohh, on top of everything else, don’t make me picture your hides!”
“Ohh, on top of everything else, don’t make me picture your hides!”
“We begin with a tribute to our lesser-known presidents.”
May 31, 2025 at 12:02 AM
“We begin with a tribute to our lesser-known presidents.”
“Just make sure he gets his medicine six times a day, and keep his tail elevated.”
May 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
“Just make sure he gets his medicine six times a day, and keep his tail elevated.”
“I’m putting this on him, and we’re going to the sink.”
May 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
“I’m putting this on him, and we’re going to the sink.”
Pictured: four average Americans.
May 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Pictured: four average Americans.
“Death Takes a Holiday on Ice”, featuring the two Mrs. Eddie LeBecs.
April 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
“Death Takes a Holiday on Ice”, featuring the two Mrs. Eddie LeBecs.
What day is today
It’s Billy’s birthday
What a day for a birthday
Let’s all have some cake
It’s Billy’s birthday
What a day for a birthday
Let’s all have some cake
April 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
What day is today
It’s Billy’s birthday
What a day for a birthday
Let’s all have some cake
It’s Billy’s birthday
What a day for a birthday
Let’s all have some cake
“Eighth row center. You’ll think you died and went to heaven.”
April 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
“Eighth row center. You’ll think you died and went to heaven.”
National Lampoon’s Vacation.
“Can I do your front?”
“Do your own front.”
“Can I do your front?”
“Do your own front.”
April 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
National Lampoon’s Vacation.
“Can I do your front?”
“Do your own front.”
“Can I do your front?”
“Do your own front.”
Dana Carvey & Phil Hartman in: Saturday Night Live (Compulsion by Calvin Kleen), 1987.
April 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Dana Carvey & Phil Hartman in: Saturday Night Live (Compulsion by Calvin Kleen), 1987.
He ain’t sayin’ nothin’ — and he ain’t writin’ nothin’ neither.
March 31, 2025 at 6:22 PM
He ain’t sayin’ nothin’ — and he ain’t writin’ nothin’ neither.
“He collected all this stuff exploring the whatchacallit — universe!”
March 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
“He collected all this stuff exploring the whatchacallit — universe!”