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☆https://staroctangula.straw.page☆
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ok real introduction. I make music, draw, write, edit video, and make...really unhinged collages (???). all of my stuff is weird and (hopefully) fun. pls look at my strawpage unless you hate eyestrain (in which case it might cause you to catch on fire and explode. sorry)
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btw if you ever see me draw this, this is a symbol literally called the Ellis sigil. its exact meaning is somewhat contested, but regardless it has to do with breaking free from the oppressive reality that we all collectively uphold & the power of connection. I think it’s pretty neat
January 17, 2026 at 3:34 PM
btw if you ever see me draw this, this is a symbol literally called the Ellis sigil. its exact meaning is somewhat contested, but regardless it has to do with breaking free from the oppressive reality that we all collectively uphold & the power of connection. I think it’s pretty neat
this post is how I learned they almost made 3D low-poly mother 3. that would have made my brain explode into fireworks I think
Please enjoy this nearly three seconds of footage from the original Mother 3, newly captured off of a tape we're working with
January 17, 2026 at 2:59 PM
this post is how I learned they almost made 3D low-poly mother 3. that would have made my brain explode into fireworks I think
if I could make my mac look like this I don't think I'd go outside ever again 💀
Wobniar - Yoko Arisaka
https://macthemes.garden/themes/11a9779b3ee2-Wobniar
https://macthemes.garden/themes/11a9779b3ee2-Wobniar
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM
if I could make my mac look like this I don't think I'd go outside ever again 💀
shit is tough rn but I think I underestimated the extent to which I have some really great friends. I didn't feel this way at the start of the day, but now I think everything will be okay maybe
January 17, 2026 at 1:47 AM
shit is tough rn but I think I underestimated the extent to which I have some really great friends. I didn't feel this way at the start of the day, but now I think everything will be okay maybe
I'm kind of like sephiroth if the village of nibelhiem was actually Poop City
January 16, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I'm kind of like sephiroth if the village of nibelhiem was actually Poop City
ok no more venting on the timeline. I don't need to be putting all that out there. have a cryptic and esoteric vent collage instead
January 16, 2026 at 9:39 PM
ok no more venting on the timeline. I don't need to be putting all that out there. have a cryptic and esoteric vent collage instead
happy almost-3:00 p.m. morning everyone
January 15, 2026 at 8:49 PM
happy almost-3:00 p.m. morning everyone
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this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
this is genuinely incredible
(major spoilers for ff7 and mother 3)
something something if I had a nickel for every time a game I liked ended with a corrupt world being fundamentally reshaped by god-like forces of some sort, leaving it unclear how much of the old world survived the transformation, I'd have 2 nickels etc.
something something if I had a nickel for every time a game I liked ended with a corrupt world being fundamentally reshaped by god-like forces of some sort, leaving it unclear how much of the old world survived the transformation, I'd have 2 nickels etc.
January 15, 2026 at 8:12 AM
(major spoilers for ff7 and mother 3)
something something if I had a nickel for every time a game I liked ended with a corrupt world being fundamentally reshaped by god-like forces of some sort, leaving it unclear how much of the old world survived the transformation, I'd have 2 nickels etc.
something something if I had a nickel for every time a game I liked ended with a corrupt world being fundamentally reshaped by god-like forces of some sort, leaving it unclear how much of the old world survived the transformation, I'd have 2 nickels etc.
I accidentally started scrolling Instagram after opening it to check my notifications & it took probably under a minute for me to see something that pissed me off. as soon as I realized what was happening I disabled the app again, lmao. never again shall I dare linger in that wretched place!!!
January 15, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I accidentally started scrolling Instagram after opening it to check my notifications & it took probably under a minute for me to see something that pissed me off. as soon as I realized what was happening I disabled the app again, lmao. never again shall I dare linger in that wretched place!!!
I need that embroidered sign from that one vewn artwork that just says "none of your friends want to beat you to death with hammers"
January 15, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I need that embroidered sign from that one vewn artwork that just says "none of your friends want to beat you to death with hammers"
here's the alternate version of this that I posted to instagram & which may or may not have resulted in me getting sent a wellness check on there
January 14, 2026 at 10:52 PM
here's the alternate version of this that I posted to instagram & which may or may not have resulted in me getting sent a wellness check on there
I just shitposted on my Instagram that I haven't used or looked at in months and promptly received a notification that said "someone thinks you might need some extra support right now and asked us to help" 😭
January 14, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I just shitposted on my Instagram that I haven't used or looked at in months and promptly received a notification that said "someone thinks you might need some extra support right now and asked us to help" 😭
mother 3 ending...holy shit...my eyes were watering....
January 14, 2026 at 6:46 AM
mother 3 ending...holy shit...my eyes were watering....
dude I told you to stop firing your deadly beam at me. it's funny when you do it to strangers but the vibe is off when it's just us
January 14, 2026 at 3:50 AM
dude I told you to stop firing your deadly beam at me. it's funny when you do it to strangers but the vibe is off when it's just us
mother 3 is a good game
January 14, 2026 at 1:48 AM
mother 3 is a good game
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People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .
January 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .
I really like this image because the moment it's from is really sad, but also to me her expression here is less "am I a human being?" and more "I can't believe I just had 4 shots of vodka and then drunk texted my ex 😔"
January 13, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I really like this image because the moment it's from is really sad, but also to me her expression here is less "am I a human being?" and more "I can't believe I just had 4 shots of vodka and then drunk texted my ex 😔"
there is lowkey an overwhelming amount of malice in my heart today (I have to go to the grocery store because I am out of food)
January 13, 2026 at 10:55 PM
there is lowkey an overwhelming amount of malice in my heart today (I have to go to the grocery store because I am out of food)
happy 3:00 p.m. morning everyone
January 13, 2026 at 9:37 PM
happy 3:00 p.m. morning everyone
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made this at work today
March 6, 2025 at 4:53 AM
made this at work today
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made this on the clock
March 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM
made this on the clock
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what do you think would happen if I posted this to the final fantasy 7 subreddit
January 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
what do you think would happen if I posted this to the final fantasy 7 subreddit
