MJW
the-lazyknight.bsky.social
MJW
@the-lazyknight.bsky.social
He/him. Reader and part time cat furniture. Trying to recall how this social media stuff is supposed to work.
BRB, dropping a 5 star. T&K?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsA7...
Five Star - System Addict (Video)
YouTube video by FiveStarVEVO
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
ProTip: including where you are BASED is also really helpful for folks looking for gifts!
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Reposted by MJW
techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Ah, yes, the less well known Tom Lehrer song "Poison In The Pigeon"
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
But before we do, do we have time for desert? A little gastropudding would go down marvellously!
November 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Sooner or later, though, one has to foot the bill...
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
There should be a drinking game with this: every bad joke or pun, take a slug of your drink.
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Looks tasty urb!
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
That's awesome!

Next up, Boopsie?
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Caitlin thinks it's cute you that you think it's even a remote possibility...
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Hrm, I've always done it with whammageddon starting on 1st...
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
No, it's going to be Lisa dangling by her wrists looking slightly panicked as Ally turns the winch handle one more time...
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 AM
That's awesome, and I would definitely read h it
November 26, 2025 at 10:52 AM