The Haunted David
@the-haunted-david.bsky.social
Illustrator & graphic designer for Salem Horror Fest who also just happens to draw spooky guy pin-ups.
Take home that present and unwrap him.
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Take home that present and unwrap him.
Be gay. Do crime. Howl at the moon.
a man in a purple jacket is making a funny face with his hands .
ALT: a man in a purple jacket is making a funny face with his hands .
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November 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Be gay. Do crime. Howl at the moon.
An AI bot bitch is READING me and even graded me on my home office lighting.
“You said ‘um’ 5 times and are a shit stain on the workforce.”
“You said ‘um’ 5 times and are a shit stain on the workforce.”
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
An AI bot bitch is READING me and even graded me on my home office lighting.
“You said ‘um’ 5 times and are a shit stain on the workforce.”
“You said ‘um’ 5 times and are a shit stain on the workforce.”
The coloring on that is amazing.
November 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The coloring on that is amazing.
Ugh, so not cool. Sorry you had to experience that, but glad the staff was helpful.
November 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Ugh, so not cool. Sorry you had to experience that, but glad the staff was helpful.
Who needs metaphor?
a woman is standing in front of a white car that is on fire .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a white car that is on fire .
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October 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Who needs metaphor?
I fear that I kind of peaked right there and never improved afterwards.
October 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I fear that I kind of peaked right there and never improved afterwards.
I always find this perspective very interesting because I'm married to a barista who LOVES his music choices and does not give a fuck about what the customers want to hear when he puts on a playlist -- they're transitory, but he's there all day. He's setting a vibe, but it's HIS vibe.
October 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I always find this perspective very interesting because I'm married to a barista who LOVES his music choices and does not give a fuck about what the customers want to hear when he puts on a playlist -- they're transitory, but he's there all day. He's setting a vibe, but it's HIS vibe.
Obsession, icon, role model, goddess…
October 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Obsession, icon, role model, goddess…
Never be ashamed of loving Elvira 🖤🖤🖤!
October 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Never be ashamed of loving Elvira 🖤🖤🖤!