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The Daily Mash
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The UK's No.1 Satirical News Site

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We must separate art from artist in singing of Nazi gas chamber songs, says Farage buff.ly/ccX2RW1
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The Strokes, and six other indie bands that got by on cool alone buff.ly/pst3TwP
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
42-year-old realises teenage babysitting gig was best job she’ll ever have buff.ly/xUPor4X
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Can you play the 6Music Guess Who’s Died Game? buff.ly/W6r9V4x
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Man barely knows anyone who hasn’t fled Britain buff.ly/JisV0WR
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
‘Toilet paper is an extraordinarily beautiful gift’: Your life described by Ariana Grande buff.ly/REXopQJ
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Couples counsellor has a favourite buff.ly/SFR4WR1
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Woman who told joke about men asked to imagine crazy, fictional world where roles are reversed buff.ly/Jm4lM5O
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Mash Blind Date: 'Would you mind awfully being my wingman for the hotter girl on the next table?' buff.ly/BBSi0FX
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Man realises he is girlfriend’s cat’s butler buff.ly/YfStvrl
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Gran getting into vinyl buff.ly/wHYa5r5
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Five cheeky ways to put the brakes on your sex life buff.ly/2DDboNL
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Seven ways to walk past a homeless person without being consumed by middle-class guilt buff.ly/L0tXcvp
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Boss demands team 'get granular' but won’t explain what it means buff.ly/oxSatVT
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This week in Mash History: Black Death enquiry finds it was caused by conjunction of planets, 1355 buff.ly/Or0tcff
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
1990s really were as good as you remember, scientists confirm buff.ly/T4YMKxN
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Woman racing against time to choose Christmas gift before husband buys her shit buff.ly/J3gnsUf
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Girlfriend making jokes about porn tropes to see if he gets them buff.ly/16Eqibe
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Plastic surgeons overwhelmed with requests for coveted ‘Wigan face’ buff.ly/TaJSbZ3
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Man sickened by the very thought of December buff.ly/vWJdwFQ
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Six children's TV shows still troubling you to this day buff.ly/o498NBk
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Seven wholesome celebrity scandals from a more innocent time buff.ly/EEpaW5u
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Top three dating apps that you'll never get to use because you're married with two kids for Christ's sake buff.ly/R0z2T8L
November 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Man who retweets feminist memes can't understand why women still don't like him buff.ly/Sq9wECI
November 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
'I only find sparkling refreshing': Six water wankers who need to get a grip buff.ly/8r3pNmy
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 AM