Prince Edmund, Duke of Edinburgh & Warden of the Royal Privies
@the-black-seal.bsky.social
And when all is done, the Black Seal shall rule England. We few, we happy few, we band of ruthless bastards.
December 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
"Ah, my dear Millicent come for her dinner. And she seems to have brought the fish course with her. Who, my dear, is the huge halibut in the trousers?" #Blackadder
December 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"Ah, my dear Millicent come for her dinner. And she seems to have brought the fish course with her. Who, my dear, is the huge halibut in the trousers?" #Blackadder
"So, one way, it’s glory everlasting; the other, it’s wearing Baldrick’s posing pouch." #Blackadder
December 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
"So, one way, it’s glory everlasting; the other, it’s wearing Baldrick’s posing pouch." #Blackadder
He’s about as effective as a catflap in an elephant house. As long as his feet are warm and he gets a nice glass of ice cold Diet Coke in the sun before his morning nap, he doesn’t bother anyone until his diaper needs changing.
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
He’s about as effective as a catflap in an elephant house. As long as his feet are warm and he gets a nice glass of ice cold Diet Coke in the sun before his morning nap, he doesn’t bother anyone until his diaper needs changing.
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
"I’d just arrived and we had that wonderful Christmas truce. Do you remember, sir? We could hear “Silent Night” drifting across the still, clear air of No Man’s Land..."
"Both sides advanced more during one Christmas piss-up than they managed in the next two-and-a-half years of war." #Blackadder
"Both sides advanced more during one Christmas piss-up than they managed in the next two-and-a-half years of war." #Blackadder
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
"I’d just arrived and we had that wonderful Christmas truce. Do you remember, sir? We could hear “Silent Night” drifting across the still, clear air of No Man’s Land..."
"Both sides advanced more during one Christmas piss-up than they managed in the next two-and-a-half years of war." #Blackadder
"Both sides advanced more during one Christmas piss-up than they managed in the next two-and-a-half years of war." #Blackadder
December 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
December 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
"So, shall I begin the Christmas story?"
"Absolutely, as long as it’s not that terribly depressing one about the chap who gets born on Christmas Day, shoots his mouth off about everything under the sun, and then comes a cropper with a couple of rum coves on top of a hill in Johnny Arab land."
"Absolutely, as long as it’s not that terribly depressing one about the chap who gets born on Christmas Day, shoots his mouth off about everything under the sun, and then comes a cropper with a couple of rum coves on top of a hill in Johnny Arab land."
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
"So, shall I begin the Christmas story?"
"Absolutely, as long as it’s not that terribly depressing one about the chap who gets born on Christmas Day, shoots his mouth off about everything under the sun, and then comes a cropper with a couple of rum coves on top of a hill in Johnny Arab land."
"Absolutely, as long as it’s not that terribly depressing one about the chap who gets born on Christmas Day, shoots his mouth off about everything under the sun, and then comes a cropper with a couple of rum coves on top of a hill in Johnny Arab land."
You wouldn’t have anything a wee bit more, er, medicinal…? #Blackadder
December 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
You wouldn’t have anything a wee bit more, er, medicinal…? #Blackadder
December 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
What I'm wearing to the BlueSky Xmas Party, peasants...
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
What I'm wearing to the BlueSky Xmas Party, peasants...
December 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
“Step no nearer, for already I see thy bloody purpose. Thou plot is Blackadder: thou wouldst be king and drown Middlesex in a butt of wine!!!!” #Blackadder
September 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
“Step no nearer, for already I see thy bloody purpose. Thou plot is Blackadder: thou wouldst be king and drown Middlesex in a butt of wine!!!!” #Blackadder
Unashamedly stolen from Blackadder - quotes, clips and pictures. #Blackadder
September 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Unashamedly stolen from Blackadder - quotes, clips and pictures. #Blackadder
"To Hell with this fine talking. Coffee, woman! My consumption grows evermore acute, and Coleridge’s drugs are wearing off."
"Oh, Mr. Byron, don’t be such a big girl’s blouse!"
#Blackadder
"Oh, Mr. Byron, don’t be such a big girl’s blouse!"
#Blackadder
September 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"To Hell with this fine talking. Coffee, woman! My consumption grows evermore acute, and Coleridge’s drugs are wearing off."
"Oh, Mr. Byron, don’t be such a big girl’s blouse!"
#Blackadder
"Oh, Mr. Byron, don’t be such a big girl’s blouse!"
#Blackadder
"“WHO WILL RID ME OF THIS TURBULENT PRIEST?” #Blackadder
September 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM
"“WHO WILL RID ME OF THIS TURBULENT PRIEST?” #Blackadder
Blackadder's Bowel Basher, a brew guaranteed to knock the backside off a concrete elephant!
September 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Blackadder's Bowel Basher, a brew guaranteed to knock the backside off a concrete elephant!
Fifteen years of living in France teaches a man to hate. Fifteen
years of wearing perfume, fifteen years of eating frogs, fifteen years of saying "Pardon!"
years of wearing perfume, fifteen years of eating frogs, fifteen years of saying "Pardon!"
September 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Fifteen years of living in France teaches a man to hate. Fifteen
years of wearing perfume, fifteen years of eating frogs, fifteen years of saying "Pardon!"
years of wearing perfume, fifteen years of eating frogs, fifteen years of saying "Pardon!"
August 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
August 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
"Hey, wet-pants! This isn’t the Womens' Auxiliary Balloon
Corps. You’re in the Twenty Minuters now." #Blackadder
Corps. You’re in the Twenty Minuters now." #Blackadder
August 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"Hey, wet-pants! This isn’t the Womens' Auxiliary Balloon
Corps. You’re in the Twenty Minuters now." #Blackadder
Corps. You’re in the Twenty Minuters now." #Blackadder
Unashamedly stolen from Blackadder - quotes, clips and pictures.
July 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Unashamedly stolen from Blackadder - quotes, clips and pictures.
"Oy! Come on out here, you rollicking trolloping sauce bottle! Woof, woof!!
June 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"Oy! Come on out here, you rollicking trolloping sauce bottle! Woof, woof!!
June 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM