I haven’t seen a front quarter panel mismatch the front door that much since they last Cybertruck I saw

I had a Cessna for that

I really do feel sorry for y’all at The Onion. Satire is hard when reality is this stupid; really having to stay on your A game these days

To be fair, it looks like a cake, in a pan

We have some very different definitions of pancakes

Schrödinger’s economics

Redefining the Daily Fail moniker

Another flight, still in NC (Wilmington to Charlotte). At the gate for another flight - this time to our original destination.

I really hope they get our luggage on a flight to meet us

You’re a big deal and I’ll vouch for ya if your mom asks

We are in North Carolina. Our bags are in 2 other states. Maybe - they can’t seem to actually track them.

Also, they kicked us out of the secure side of the airport because it’s closed. The kiddo is sleeping on a wood bench at baggage claim while they do construction in the next room.

Or pilots just arrived! This was originally a 6pm flight but is delayed until 9 (have been here since 2pm so we’re starting out 9 hours late with 2 extra connections. One bag was sent on another flight to MCO. 2 bags still in Dallas - no idea if we’ll get any of our bags. What a cluster…

If this cancels tonight, we miss the cruise and catch the latter half of our trip staying at Disney World

We got a creative agent that has rebooked us to Wilmington (although it’s currently 2 hours delayed so who knows if they cancel) arriving after midnight, then a 6am to Miami with a quick connection to MCO.

My parents pick us up at 11 and we head to Canaveral for a quick cruise

Problem is DFW was unprepared for the rain and it’s just been a cascading clusterfuck since. And since it’s AA HQ, it’s rippling into crew timeouts, out of place aircraft, and earlier cancellations have rebooked on all of the post storm flights.

No morning flights on any airlines I can find. Need to talk to service to see if we can get Atlanta, Miami or Tampa possibly. Really scared we’re missing the boat (literally) for my daughter’s first cruise

Customer service line at the airport is so long I can’t see the service desk 5 gates away.

I know how this ends. And I’m ok with it.

Yes!