It's rape by deception if he doesn't tell me he's biologically 5'6"

Coming out of leg lenghtening surgery looking like 2D from Gorillaz (recently confirmed nonbinary icon btw, for those who haven't heard)

Extra weird too considering that all of the game's achievement names and descriptions are exactly this type of humour

This just sums up all of society now, doesn't it.

When the public agrees with the guy(s) in charge, it is democracy, and when it doesn't, it is deranged terrorist mob rule.

I shouldn't find this as amusing as I do tbh.

I honestly think there's already enough there. I've been into that series on-and-off since Book of Hours came out and I still don't fully understand the lore, but I have started a massive spreadsheet to categorize everything I find in both games

The Hundred Line -Last Defense Academy- is a Homestuck and there's only one entry so far

We already seperate one of our most popular grocery store chains like that, it's a logical next step

Because polyamory killed my grandma, ok?

16. My parents like holding on to outdated technology for just a little while longer before getting rid of it/replacing it. Also we still worked with physical maps and dictionaries and had to learn writing in cursive in school, afaik that's still part of the curriculum in my country.

Communism is when communal magic wand