Me looking at that coral

We need to bring back unions

Came here to post this if nobody else had

That's awful! I'm sorry you have to deal with that.

Everything he says strongly suggests getting all his information from right wing nutters. Within that echo chamber he positions himself as a liberal: pushing back against the extremists and trying to reason with the moderates. He doesn't realise that from the outside he just looks like one of them.

I'm just in awe

In this universe:
* Major findings are somehow tediously common and also mandate overtime... but only for p<.05 results
* The findings are so robust that methodological crimes must be strategized *and chained* to bury them
* Scientists get "Eureka" buzz from discovering how to free up their weekend

Masterpiece here. A huge amount of subtext has to be conveyed to produce the alternate universe in which this scenario makes any sense at all and it's delivered so smoothly and clearly.

🔥🔥🔥

Would love to see a study of squirrel sarcasm (or the lack thereof).

"New #fakestudy confirms squirrels and eagles are just as earnest as they look."