Matt Carr
thatmattcarr.bsky.social
Matt Carr
@thatmattcarr.bsky.social
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Just been reminded of when I genuinely thought Sagna had broken his neck after similar.
December 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
If you didn’t know better, that image juxtaposed to the song title makes it seem it’s akin to ‘Shipbuilding’.
December 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Yep. They played us like a cup final as they were riding high in the league. A game against City is a give-up now.
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Why do the zombies want the old tennis ball?
December 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Another weekend of Foden: Pundit Jesus.
November 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Meh. If he does, at least I’ll have Richarlison being so Spursy that in less than a week from his ‘golazo’ a Bournemouth player scored one the BBC described as ‘Richarlison, but better’.
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Is it too early to laugh at the guy I overheard telling his mate how he’d ‘triple captained Haaland’?
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Check if he has one that shrunk 15% since Labour got in as well.
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Genuinely going to redo that ‘Radio 1 on 247’ for a t-shirt for myself.
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Van pike
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
“Nobody does it better…..’
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Betty Blue Labour for the Gen-Xers?
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Remember when we thought they were seeing off a post-budget leadership challenge after Nov 26? Not even enough foresight for that. Probably trying to head off the one after this.
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#arsecastextra 1) With us sitting pretty so near Xmas, will the early injuries to big players be a help? Their returns leaving them fresher for the business end of the season? 2) Is City dominating Liverpool something to fear, or a sign we paid way undue respect to the Mugsmashers in our game?
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
It just made me a bit sad because it sounds like a really good way to healthy snack, but my reflux would never allow it. Already claimed the wonderful tartness of a fresh Greek salad from me
October 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Monotremes are egg-laying mammals, with the only known species hailing from New Guinea, Tasmania and Australia.
October 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Just a pick ‘n’ mix scoop away from Milkbottle Duck.
October 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Exciting fucking wardrobe he’s got too.
September 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Sounds like he needs a mini-retirement, poor sod.
September 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Gykores.
September 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Totally. I have a half-baked theory that a lot of people who’ll vote Farage know he’s useless and do so on that basis. Kicks the main parties, won’t be a disappointment, and gives them a chance to indulge the great British pastime of complaining.
September 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Looks silly in England to me. Whole family were odd. E.European, though my Lithuanian other-half wasn’t sure where, and seemed not quite of this planet. Hat was the first time I thought ‘it’ might actually really be ‘here’ now. Maybe yesterday’s made some feel they’re fine, normal and mainstream.
September 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Was in IKEA Greenwich today. Some prick of about 16 brazenly walking around with his family with the full 45-47 MAGA hat on. IKEA’s always a carnival, but that really stuck out.
September 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Wondered today if we would have played as we did against Utd, if that game was next week and not then. Wouldn’t surprise me if in a month or two, I’ll wonder the same about the ‘respect’ we showed Liverpool.
September 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM