Juan
@thatjuangamer.bsky.social
25 | QA @rockstargames.com | Opinions are my own | I make bad posts about games | Award-Winning Gamer President | Babylon’s Fall’s Strongest Soldier | Half Man, Half Demon, Pure Virgin | Currently Playing: Silksong, Ghost of Yotei, Yakuza Kiwami, Minecraft
67) Sonic Racing CrossWorlds | PS5
After the mid Team Sonic Racing, it is great to see this return to form. This has gotta be the most chaotic kart racer I’ve ever experienced, making it wonderful for playing with friends, but frustrating when playing solo. All the fan service is a welcome bonus!
After the mid Team Sonic Racing, it is great to see this return to form. This has gotta be the most chaotic kart racer I’ve ever experienced, making it wonderful for playing with friends, but frustrating when playing solo. All the fan service is a welcome bonus!
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
67) Sonic Racing CrossWorlds | PS5
After the mid Team Sonic Racing, it is great to see this return to form. This has gotta be the most chaotic kart racer I’ve ever experienced, making it wonderful for playing with friends, but frustrating when playing solo. All the fan service is a welcome bonus!
After the mid Team Sonic Racing, it is great to see this return to form. This has gotta be the most chaotic kart racer I’ve ever experienced, making it wonderful for playing with friends, but frustrating when playing solo. All the fan service is a welcome bonus!
66) How Fish is Made | Steam
After enjoying Mouthwashing, I immediately had to check out this game. Unfortunately, I didn’t really click with this one as much - it’s sort of hard to, with how surreal and nonsensical it is. The grizzly visuals and general absurdity make it pretty memorable, though.
After enjoying Mouthwashing, I immediately had to check out this game. Unfortunately, I didn’t really click with this one as much - it’s sort of hard to, with how surreal and nonsensical it is. The grizzly visuals and general absurdity make it pretty memorable, though.
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
66) How Fish is Made | Steam
After enjoying Mouthwashing, I immediately had to check out this game. Unfortunately, I didn’t really click with this one as much - it’s sort of hard to, with how surreal and nonsensical it is. The grizzly visuals and general absurdity make it pretty memorable, though.
After enjoying Mouthwashing, I immediately had to check out this game. Unfortunately, I didn’t really click with this one as much - it’s sort of hard to, with how surreal and nonsensical it is. The grizzly visuals and general absurdity make it pretty memorable, though.
65) Mouthwashing | Steam
This game’s plot blew me away with its twists, turns & general ingenuity. While the actual gameplay portions were somewhat thin on the ground, Mouthwashing more than made up for it with its incredible art style, memorable sequences & extraordinarily well written characters.
This game’s plot blew me away with its twists, turns & general ingenuity. While the actual gameplay portions were somewhat thin on the ground, Mouthwashing more than made up for it with its incredible art style, memorable sequences & extraordinarily well written characters.
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
65) Mouthwashing | Steam
This game’s plot blew me away with its twists, turns & general ingenuity. While the actual gameplay portions were somewhat thin on the ground, Mouthwashing more than made up for it with its incredible art style, memorable sequences & extraordinarily well written characters.
This game’s plot blew me away with its twists, turns & general ingenuity. While the actual gameplay portions were somewhat thin on the ground, Mouthwashing more than made up for it with its incredible art style, memorable sequences & extraordinarily well written characters.
64) Kirby’s Return to Dreamland Deluxe | Switch
This feels like the New Super Mario Bros. of Kirby games - inoffensive but dull. The couch co-op is fun (save for the Super Abilities which drag the pace of the game down for the other player) and the mini games are neat, but I wasn’t gripped by this.
This feels like the New Super Mario Bros. of Kirby games - inoffensive but dull. The couch co-op is fun (save for the Super Abilities which drag the pace of the game down for the other player) and the mini games are neat, but I wasn’t gripped by this.
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
64) Kirby’s Return to Dreamland Deluxe | Switch
This feels like the New Super Mario Bros. of Kirby games - inoffensive but dull. The couch co-op is fun (save for the Super Abilities which drag the pace of the game down for the other player) and the mini games are neat, but I wasn’t gripped by this.
This feels like the New Super Mario Bros. of Kirby games - inoffensive but dull. The couch co-op is fun (save for the Super Abilities which drag the pace of the game down for the other player) and the mini games are neat, but I wasn’t gripped by this.
None of you fuckers will believe me but last night I played Wii Sports Resort 100 pick bowling and not only did I get the strike where you ride the ball on top of the barrier for the first time in my life I did it 3 times in a row
October 26, 2025 at 8:05 AM
None of you fuckers will believe me but last night I played Wii Sports Resort 100 pick bowling and not only did I get the strike where you ride the ball on top of the barrier for the first time in my life I did it 3 times in a row
63) Urban Reign | PS2
From a pure gameplay perspective, I loved this game. A simple to learn but very hard to master control scheme, varied characters, & fun weapons always make combat a joy. Unfortunately, the story mode is so bloated, feeling as though it could’ve been half as long & just as fun.
From a pure gameplay perspective, I loved this game. A simple to learn but very hard to master control scheme, varied characters, & fun weapons always make combat a joy. Unfortunately, the story mode is so bloated, feeling as though it could’ve been half as long & just as fun.
October 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
63) Urban Reign | PS2
From a pure gameplay perspective, I loved this game. A simple to learn but very hard to master control scheme, varied characters, & fun weapons always make combat a joy. Unfortunately, the story mode is so bloated, feeling as though it could’ve been half as long & just as fun.
From a pure gameplay perspective, I loved this game. A simple to learn but very hard to master control scheme, varied characters, & fun weapons always make combat a joy. Unfortunately, the story mode is so bloated, feeling as though it could’ve been half as long & just as fun.
Games about messed up families >>>
October 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Games about messed up families >>>
62) Silent Hill ƒ | PS5
The downside to writing these posts right after beating a game is evident here, where I have so little understanding of the events that I can’t really comment on the stories’ intricacies yet. Gameplaywise tho, I enjoyed the puzzles, but really wish combat was less prominent.
The downside to writing these posts right after beating a game is evident here, where I have so little understanding of the events that I can’t really comment on the stories’ intricacies yet. Gameplaywise tho, I enjoyed the puzzles, but really wish combat was less prominent.
October 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
62) Silent Hill ƒ | PS5
The downside to writing these posts right after beating a game is evident here, where I have so little understanding of the events that I can’t really comment on the stories’ intricacies yet. Gameplaywise tho, I enjoyed the puzzles, but really wish combat was less prominent.
The downside to writing these posts right after beating a game is evident here, where I have so little understanding of the events that I can’t really comment on the stories’ intricacies yet. Gameplaywise tho, I enjoyed the puzzles, but really wish combat was less prominent.
I think we need to have a discussion about the boss names in DMC2.
October 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I think we need to have a discussion about the boss names in DMC2.
I fought these motherfuckers last night and had to cheese them because they’re so relentless
October 12, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I fought these motherfuckers last night and had to cheese them because they’re so relentless
My personal favourite
October 5, 2025 at 11:01 AM
My personal favourite
Fuck silksong bro I drove my ass to work anyway
October 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Fuck silksong bro I drove my ass to work anyway
61) Borderlands 4 | PS5
Gameplay-wise, this is the best in the series thanks to the fun abilities and level scaling. Unfortunately this has to be the glitchiest game I have played this year - inexcusable performance issues, loss of progression etc plague what could have been a genuinely great time.
Gameplay-wise, this is the best in the series thanks to the fun abilities and level scaling. Unfortunately this has to be the glitchiest game I have played this year - inexcusable performance issues, loss of progression etc plague what could have been a genuinely great time.
September 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
61) Borderlands 4 | PS5
Gameplay-wise, this is the best in the series thanks to the fun abilities and level scaling. Unfortunately this has to be the glitchiest game I have played this year - inexcusable performance issues, loss of progression etc plague what could have been a genuinely great time.
Gameplay-wise, this is the best in the series thanks to the fun abilities and level scaling. Unfortunately this has to be the glitchiest game I have played this year - inexcusable performance issues, loss of progression etc plague what could have been a genuinely great time.
All the self deprecation was true
September 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
All the self deprecation was true
Who the FUCK CARES ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE IN THE RGG DIRECT BOWLING IS FINALLY BACK RETURN OF THE KING
September 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Who the FUCK CARES ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE IN THE RGG DIRECT BOWLING IS FINALLY BACK RETURN OF THE KING
For prosperity I’m saving my stats for base Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater here so I don’t have to crawl back to Twitter to find them. I guess I did slightly better than before…
September 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM
For prosperity I’m saving my stats for base Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater here so I don’t have to crawl back to Twitter to find them. I guess I did slightly better than before…
Stats. I did non lethal for almost all of the game… before reaching The Sorrow & learning that the bosses also need to be killed non lethally… So in the final motorcycle sections at the end I went crazy with the rocket launcher since I had already screwed up
Also, Google says my rank doesn’t exist.
Also, Google says my rank doesn’t exist.
September 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Stats. I did non lethal for almost all of the game… before reaching The Sorrow & learning that the bosses also need to be killed non lethally… So in the final motorcycle sections at the end I went crazy with the rocket launcher since I had already screwed up
Also, Google says my rank doesn’t exist.
Also, Google says my rank doesn’t exist.
60) Metal Gear Solid Δ: Snake Eater | PS5
It speaks to the original game’s true mastery that level design, animation work & story was left virtually untouched in this remake. Still, the updated control & visual upgrades make this an incredible way to play one of the best stealth games ever created.
It speaks to the original game’s true mastery that level design, animation work & story was left virtually untouched in this remake. Still, the updated control & visual upgrades make this an incredible way to play one of the best stealth games ever created.
September 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
60) Metal Gear Solid Δ: Snake Eater | PS5
It speaks to the original game’s true mastery that level design, animation work & story was left virtually untouched in this remake. Still, the updated control & visual upgrades make this an incredible way to play one of the best stealth games ever created.
It speaks to the original game’s true mastery that level design, animation work & story was left virtually untouched in this remake. Still, the updated control & visual upgrades make this an incredible way to play one of the best stealth games ever created.
You will never be able to guess what game this is a review of (answer in Alt Text)
September 15, 2025 at 8:51 AM
You will never be able to guess what game this is a review of (answer in Alt Text)
59) Echo Point Nova | Steam
This game's movement is out of this world good, giving you infinite potential to go wild as you surf, grapple and soar around all of the arenas. I think the way certain objectives are handled is a bit clumsy and it can be a bit unstable but I had a blast in spite of that
This game's movement is out of this world good, giving you infinite potential to go wild as you surf, grapple and soar around all of the arenas. I think the way certain objectives are handled is a bit clumsy and it can be a bit unstable but I had a blast in spite of that
September 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
59) Echo Point Nova | Steam
This game's movement is out of this world good, giving you infinite potential to go wild as you surf, grapple and soar around all of the arenas. I think the way certain objectives are handled is a bit clumsy and it can be a bit unstable but I had a blast in spite of that
This game's movement is out of this world good, giving you infinite potential to go wild as you surf, grapple and soar around all of the arenas. I think the way certain objectives are handled is a bit clumsy and it can be a bit unstable but I had a blast in spite of that
This is how I refer to Avery personally
September 13, 2025 at 7:06 AM
This is how I refer to Avery personally
I spent my whole afternoon listening to Drakengard’s music then spent the evening watching ANOTHER friend play DMC (I am up to my 4th watch, soon to be 5th). Back on my bullshit I’m afraid
September 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I spent my whole afternoon listening to Drakengard’s music then spent the evening watching ANOTHER friend play DMC (I am up to my 4th watch, soon to be 5th). Back on my bullshit I’m afraid
They should release this OST on vinyl so that everybody will think their record got stuck
September 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
They should release this OST on vinyl so that everybody will think their record got stuck