Jonathan
@thatgreeneguy.bsky.social
If you like NC State, liberal politics, or dumb jokes, you might appreciate this account, idk
Got halfway to my car and realized I left my water bottle at the furthest point away in the gym 😭
February 4, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Got halfway to my car and realized I left my water bottle at the furthest point away in the gym 😭
BRUH
Deputy AG Todd Blanche on Fox: "It is not a crime to party with Mr. Epstein."
February 3, 2026 at 6:38 PM
BRUH
NC State looking great against Wake right now. Loving the selflessness!
January 31, 2026 at 5:37 PM
NC State looking great against Wake right now. Loving the selflessness!
Kinda crazy that like half the guys in Trump's admin are ALSO IN THE FUCKING EPSTEIN FILES
January 31, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Kinda crazy that like half the guys in Trump's admin are ALSO IN THE FUCKING EPSTEIN FILES
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DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:
January 30, 2026 at 6:28 PM
DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:
Even more evidence from Epstein files released TODAY by Trump's own DOJ that he raped multiple children. Fucking disgusting.
January 30, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Even more evidence from Epstein files released TODAY by Trump's own DOJ that he raped multiple children. Fucking disgusting.
They really are snatching up journalists, this is insane
Don was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles.
January 30, 2026 at 1:40 PM
They really are snatching up journalists, this is insane
Hell of a comeback, Canes!
January 30, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Hell of a comeback, Canes!
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Protected speech made my agents murder these people, says federal official
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Protected speech made my agents murder these people, says federal official
OR, hear me out, you could just pull your Nazi agents out of Minnesota and then there won't be any bloodshed caused by them :)
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 3:41 PM
OR, hear me out, you could just pull your Nazi agents out of Minnesota and then there won't be any bloodshed caused by them :)
Imagine trying to take your kid to preschool and getting tear gassed by federal agents who are supposedly only targeting illegal, criminal immigrants. Regardless of your views going into that situation, idk how you're not radicalized by that experience.
After executing Alex Pretti on Saturday, ICE has shifted to primarily targeting bus stops and elementary schools in my community this week. I cannot overstate how much of the ICE activity in my community is just targeting places where little kids are.
Video from this morning shows ICE agents deploying tear gas outside a Minneapolis preschool as parents shout, “This is a preschool! There’s kids here!”
January 28, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Imagine trying to take your kid to preschool and getting tear gassed by federal agents who are supposedly only targeting illegal, criminal immigrants. Regardless of your views going into that situation, idk how you're not radicalized by that experience.
They're so close to understanding it!
Can't find this post, probably got deleted. But here's where someone screenshot it:
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January 28, 2026 at 11:59 AM
They're so close to understanding it!
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Wrote about this grim moment when the White House sees the deaths of innocent Americans as meme fodder and the faint silver lining that their lies aren't working this time www.platformer.news/minneapolis-...
January 27, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Wrote about this grim moment when the White House sees the deaths of innocent Americans as meme fodder and the faint silver lining that their lies aren't working this time www.platformer.news/minneapolis-...
Could not have been more obvious that this was a coldblooded murder. Of course I should have expected the DOJ to cover for that agent. Fucking sickening
Breaking MS NOW:
Trump's Justice Department has decided there will be no civil rights investigation of the fatal shooting of Alex Pretti, and instead two units of DHS will investigate their own officers and the man they killed.
Trump's Justice Department has decided there will be no civil rights investigation of the fatal shooting of Alex Pretti, and instead two units of DHS will investigate their own officers and the man they killed.
No civil rights violation probe into latest MN shooting, sources tell MS NOW
As DHS takes over the federal investigation, current and former law enforcement agents warn that Trump’s DOJ isn’t committed to facts or fairness.
www.ms.now
January 27, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Could not have been more obvious that this was a coldblooded murder. Of course I should have expected the DOJ to cover for that agent. Fucking sickening
NOOOOOO 😭 HE WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE NC STATE OUT OF THE DARKNESS FIRST 😫
Philip Rivers will interview Friday for the Buffalo Bills’ head-coaching job, a source tells @diannarussini.bsky.social.
January 23, 2026 at 5:45 PM
NOOOOOO 😭 HE WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE NC STATE OUT OF THE DARKNESS FIRST 😫
No salsa, no lettuce, no corn. Just out there eating like a dog on it's birthday 😂
Chipotle has added Indiana coach Curt Cignetti's "I Win" bowl to its menu, which he has reportedly eaten over 500 times.
Much like his 16-0 Hoosiers, Cignetti’s bowl is simple and workmanlike in its execution — brown rice, black beans and chicken, with a side of guacamole.
Much like his 16-0 Hoosiers, Cignetti’s bowl is simple and workmanlike in its execution — brown rice, black beans and chicken, with a side of guacamole.
January 23, 2026 at 3:33 PM
No salsa, no lettuce, no corn. Just out there eating like a dog on it's birthday 😂
Moore has to retire after this. Got his ass beat and got the roughing penalty 😂
January 23, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Moore has to retire after this. Got his ass beat and got the roughing penalty 😂
Actually fucking insane
January 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Actually fucking insane
Exactly what I've been saying. Trump does not have the leverage he thinks he does. If this happens, our economy goes *poof* (worse than he's already ruined it)
BREAKING: Europe may begin selling U.S. assets in response to a new conflict with the US, a move that could trigger a dollar collapse, per Bloomberg.
January 20, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Exactly what I've been saying. Trump does not have the leverage he thinks he does. If this happens, our economy goes *poof* (worse than he's already ruined it)
It's so wild that the Department of fucking Justice is just openly breaking the law. The implications of that are DRASTIC. We are so beyond cooked and most people don't even see it yet.
January 20, 2026 at 5:06 PM
It's so wild that the Department of fucking Justice is just openly breaking the law. The implications of that are DRASTIC. We are so beyond cooked and most people don't even see it yet.
This is what will eventually happen with Trump tanking the U.S. standing on the global stage. China will fill the void and the U.S. wilo be much less relevant
BREAKING: France's Macron: we need more Chinese investments into Europe
January 20, 2026 at 4:34 PM
This is what will eventually happen with Trump tanking the U.S. standing on the global stage. China will fill the void and the U.S. wilo be much less relevant
That passing was beautiful. Bussi just more beautiful 😅
SAVE OF THE YEAR ENTRY
BRANDON BUSSIIIIIIIIII 🗣️
BRANDON BUSSIIIIIIIIII 🗣️
January 20, 2026 at 3:12 PM
That passing was beautiful. Bussi just more beautiful 😅
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By continually firehosing us with a barrage of lies, crimes, and abuses, felon Trump is effectively waging a non-stop shock and awe campaign.
January 20, 2026 at 11:22 AM
By continually firehosing us with a barrage of lies, crimes, and abuses, felon Trump is effectively waging a non-stop shock and awe campaign.
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As a wimp who is hating that tonight will dip a few degrees below zero, watching Minneapolitans out protesting in the ice and snow is really something. It’s horrible this is happening when it’s the government terrorizing its citizens just to be bullies. I hope it ends soon.
January 18, 2026 at 5:44 AM
As a wimp who is hating that tonight will dip a few degrees below zero, watching Minneapolitans out protesting in the ice and snow is really something. It’s horrible this is happening when it’s the government terrorizing its citizens just to be bullies. I hope it ends soon.
Remember when Kamala Harris warned that trump would send the military after you
The Pentagon has ordered about 1,500 active-duty soldiers to prepare for a possible deployment to Minnesota, defense officials tell WaPo, after Trump threatened to invoke the Insurrection Act there. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Pentagon readies 1,500 soldiers to possibly deploy to Minnesota, officials say
Troops with the Army’s 11th Airborne Division in Alaska are preparing after President Donald Trump’s Insurrection Act threat, according to defense officials.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 18, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Remember when Kamala Harris warned that trump would send the military after you