Local Artist John Sheffield
@thatdarnsatan.bsky.social
Avid painter of toy soldiers and video game animator, currently looking for work! http://johnsheffield.myportfolio.com
I just stole Kidd Valley chicken strips from my son’s plate. It’s weird how almost no fried chicken-based matter is really good, but it’s on every menu, and we’ll always eat it. It’s the Thomas Kincaid of food.
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I just stole Kidd Valley chicken strips from my son’s plate. It’s weird how almost no fried chicken-based matter is really good, but it’s on every menu, and we’ll always eat it. It’s the Thomas Kincaid of food.
Is true. A good Kolinsky sable is a substantial gift that will last most people years, with care. I can paint a whole mini with just a #2.
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Is true. A good Kolinsky sable is a substantial gift that will last most people years, with care. I can paint a whole mini with just a #2.
Man, Kash just can’t take a bad picture.
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Man, Kash just can’t take a bad picture.
Why not just seek out music that suits their tastes? Is it more about the pretending?
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Why not just seek out music that suits their tastes? Is it more about the pretending?
The Entity is mäking rändom tweäks to the universe, one tiny, often invisible or irrelevänt detäil ät ä time. This älterätion mäy be the first of which the public is conscious, änd we estimäte It unlikely to stumble into something vitäl, like the Plänck constänt, for ät leäst hundreds of prueleiths.
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The Entity is mäking rändom tweäks to the universe, one tiny, often invisible or irrelevänt detäil ät ä time. This älterätion mäy be the first of which the public is conscious, änd we estimäte It unlikely to stumble into something vitäl, like the Plänck constänt, for ät leäst hundreds of prueleiths.
I mean, yeah.
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I mean, yeah.
The first recorded Meet Zzz!
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
The first recorded Meet Zzz!
I cleaned up the empty cardboard boxes stacked behind me *days* ago, thanks.
The Swedish flash cards and notes from my Wartales campaign are threatening to overwhelm.
The Swedish flash cards and notes from my Wartales campaign are threatening to overwhelm.
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I cleaned up the empty cardboard boxes stacked behind me *days* ago, thanks.
The Swedish flash cards and notes from my Wartales campaign are threatening to overwhelm.
The Swedish flash cards and notes from my Wartales campaign are threatening to overwhelm.
It 100% better come back to haunt them with criminal prosecution. The "return to norms" should include justice for scumbags that ransacked and destroyed the nation, red in tooth and claw.
November 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
It 100% better come back to haunt them with criminal prosecution. The "return to norms" should include justice for scumbags that ransacked and destroyed the nation, red in tooth and claw.
When she said that, I got a flash of Hillary in the "stand by your man" interview. I don't know why it linked up that way, they're saying opposite things, but something lit up the metaphor. Her accent, maybe.
November 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
When she said that, I got a flash of Hillary in the "stand by your man" interview. I don't know why it linked up that way, they're saying opposite things, but something lit up the metaphor. Her accent, maybe.
Aww!
I saw a video of a little highland cow being washed the other day. I had no idea these things were SSRIs on hooves.
I saw a video of a little highland cow being washed the other day. I had no idea these things were SSRIs on hooves.
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Aww!
I saw a video of a little highland cow being washed the other day. I had no idea these things were SSRIs on hooves.
I saw a video of a little highland cow being washed the other day. I had no idea these things were SSRIs on hooves.
Presidents should have to do a long internship to determine whether they have what it takes. They're allowed to live in the White House to get the feel of it.
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Presidents should have to do a long internship to determine whether they have what it takes. They're allowed to live in the White House to get the feel of it.
Thanks Nathan! I really enjoyed inventing the color scheme on this. I don't think of myself as very strong on color, but I feel like a couple years absorbing comic book characters has helped. It's made me prouder of the successes, anyway.
November 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Thanks Nathan! I really enjoyed inventing the color scheme on this. I don't think of myself as very strong on color, but I feel like a couple years absorbing comic book characters has helped. It's made me prouder of the successes, anyway.
His VP wasn't hanged though. Trump isn't Jason Voorhees, he's Gargamel.
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 AM
His VP wasn't hanged though. Trump isn't Jason Voorhees, he's Gargamel.
There is no chance of even a trial for sedition because the video is clearly, explicitly, not seditious. Trump and his bots can talk all the shit they want on social media, but in court, you present a coherent, honest argument, or a judge hurls a gavel at your face.
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 AM
There is no chance of even a trial for sedition because the video is clearly, explicitly, not seditious. Trump and his bots can talk all the shit they want on social media, but in court, you present a coherent, honest argument, or a judge hurls a gavel at your face.
I remember when both his impeachments, neither of which had the support to succeed, made him more popular among Republicans and gave him something to complain about to the present day. If you need to give a shitty President a poll boost, do consider a pointless impeachment.
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I remember when both his impeachments, neither of which had the support to succeed, made him more popular among Republicans and gave him something to complain about to the present day. If you need to give a shitty President a poll boost, do consider a pointless impeachment.
The guys on Facebook typing in all caps about death to seditionists have to do all the work now.
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 AM
The guys on Facebook typing in all caps about death to seditionists have to do all the work now.
Same! Though a little older and a few fewer years in the business. Epic is still thriving, but everything else is gone. Game dev is a graveyard.
November 21, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Same! Though a little older and a few fewer years in the business. Epic is still thriving, but everything else is gone. Game dev is a graveyard.
I sort of look forward to seeing what completely non-sexual thing is hidden under the warning, imagining there's a really earnest guy behind it: "hey man, are you *completely* sure you want to see this? There's no going back."
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I sort of look forward to seeing what completely non-sexual thing is hidden under the warning, imagining there's a really earnest guy behind it: "hey man, are you *completely* sure you want to see this? There's no going back."
Most Americans disagree, and we're having a Department of Education again, whatever these morons think is a good idea in the extremely limited time they have to make their temporary changes. It's so tiresome. There's no point.
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Most Americans disagree, and we're having a Department of Education again, whatever these morons think is a good idea in the extremely limited time they have to make their temporary changes. It's so tiresome. There's no point.