Benevolent Succubus
@thatcutiecarly.chaoticwholesome.com
The carbs could not be simpler. But you know what? You do you.
Go birds 🦅
She/her
Go birds 🦅
She/her
Pinned
Me and Craig and the cicada had a dance party so this was the best night of my life
Sweet Freak said I can leave a plushie at his house
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
December 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Sweet Freak said I can leave a plushie at his house
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
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They're gonna have Bugs Bunny wearing dresses and talking like Liberace
December 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
They're gonna have Bugs Bunny wearing dresses and talking like Liberace
All of my favorite cheesy ass restaurants are cheapening their already overpriced food
December 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
All of my favorite cheesy ass restaurants are cheapening their already overpriced food
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Would anybody know of any children’s books that normalize mobility devices?!
My niece and nephew are sometimes afraid of my wheelchair and I’m wondering if there’s a cute fun book out there that could help?
The kids are five and three.
My niece and nephew are sometimes afraid of my wheelchair and I’m wondering if there’s a cute fun book out there that could help?
The kids are five and three.
December 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Would anybody know of any children’s books that normalize mobility devices?!
My niece and nephew are sometimes afraid of my wheelchair and I’m wondering if there’s a cute fun book out there that could help?
The kids are five and three.
My niece and nephew are sometimes afraid of my wheelchair and I’m wondering if there’s a cute fun book out there that could help?
The kids are five and three.
I miss 6th grade
Honestly such a relief when you find the one perfect gift that will work for everyone on your holiday list.
December 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I miss 6th grade
Really thankful for my squatty potty on this fine morning
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Really thankful for my squatty potty on this fine morning
School district football team just won state championship game
December 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
School district football team just won state championship game
Just realized Victoria Jackson who played Teri in UHF was also on Romeo!, a show that pretty much everyone I know except myself has forgotten about
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Just realized Victoria Jackson who played Teri in UHF was also on Romeo!, a show that pretty much everyone I know except myself has forgotten about
Watching Lasagna Cat
December 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Watching Lasagna Cat
I’m sorry but it’s bacon
I try it plain, salted, covered in chocolate, mixed into things, crumbled, whole, greasy, crispy…
I just can’t do it
I try it plain, salted, covered in chocolate, mixed into things, crumbled, whole, greasy, crispy…
I just can’t do it
Does anyone else have a food they hate beyond reason and just won't eat no matter how well someone prepares it? I don't necessarily mean a whole dish, it can be a single ingredient. For some people it's the thing where cilantro tastes like soap to them.
December 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I’m sorry but it’s bacon
I try it plain, salted, covered in chocolate, mixed into things, crumbled, whole, greasy, crispy…
I just can’t do it
I try it plain, salted, covered in chocolate, mixed into things, crumbled, whole, greasy, crispy…
I just can’t do it
I have a popcorn kernel stuck deep down in the gums of one of my molars
This is my 13th reason
This is my 13th reason
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I have a popcorn kernel stuck deep down in the gums of one of my molars
This is my 13th reason
This is my 13th reason
I can’t even trust humans to spell their own names right on marriage license applications let alone having AI do anything more important
December 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I can’t even trust humans to spell their own names right on marriage license applications let alone having AI do anything more important
Haven’t smoked in two days but somehow have the munchies why is god so cruel
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Haven’t smoked in two days but somehow have the munchies why is god so cruel
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mayonnaise: the slathering
December 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
mayonnaise: the slathering
I told Sweet Freak I want to learn this as a lullaby for Spud when my parents and I are watching them, and he thought it was sweet
Just now I was listening to it and he texted asking how I feel about kids and I said being an auntie is enough and he agreed
I’m in deep
Just now I was listening to it and he texted asking how I feel about kids and I said being an auntie is enough and he agreed
I’m in deep
Giver / Taker
open.spotify.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I told Sweet Freak I want to learn this as a lullaby for Spud when my parents and I are watching them, and he thought it was sweet
Just now I was listening to it and he texted asking how I feel about kids and I said being an auntie is enough and he agreed
I’m in deep
Just now I was listening to it and he texted asking how I feel about kids and I said being an auntie is enough and he agreed
I’m in deep
I love my mom but she’s watching reels on full volume in the living room with the tv also on full volume
December 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I love my mom but she’s watching reels on full volume in the living room with the tv also on full volume
Hell yeah (it was playing Night Fever in the background)
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Hell yeah (it was playing Night Fever in the background)
Should I watch twin peaks
December 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Should I watch twin peaks
Scored three overripe peppers for $1 legs fucking goooo
December 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Scored three overripe peppers for $1 legs fucking goooo
🤮 🤮 🤮 (complimentary)
December 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
🤮 🤮 🤮 (complimentary)
Where the fuck is it even close to &2 for gas 😭😭😭
December 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Where the fuck is it even close to &2 for gas 😭😭😭
The video ended and it took me a solid 10 seconds to realize he didn’t just fall asleep
December 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The video ended and it took me a solid 10 seconds to realize he didn’t just fall asleep