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Farley Burge/ stand-up comedian/ Pro
Dogwalker/ /I live in LA. I am spreading hope & joy and making my community, strangers and parents proud! 🎤
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Farley Burge ooo @thatcomedianfarley.bsky.social · Dec 29
#sunday #dogs
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Hello everyone, I hope you're having a good day and that things are going well for you.
February 7, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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#Saturday #dogs
February 7, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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Treating people right is better than posting religious verses that you don't even practice.
February 1, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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I walk dogs because people are just too complicated.
February 1, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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Saturday.. Hello
January 31, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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Good days maybe
January 30, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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A newborn’s first breath, a smoker’s last cigarette
January 29, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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Welcome to my life, please do not touch anything.
January 28, 2026 at 9:36 AM
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What's up rocker
January 27, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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Remember
January 25, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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Dog loves 😍 hey I hope you have a wonderful Thursday, make it loving #Thursday #Dog #Cute
January 22, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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Remember “You shouldn’t worry about criticism from someone that you would never ask advice from”
January 10, 2026 at 10:12 AM
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Work has been stressful lately, one of the dogs has been humping some of the other dogs, and now two of them have herpes. #dog
January 10, 2026 at 9:23 AM
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I'm feeling really down today; I can’t even bring myself to listen to “The Cure”. #music #TheCure
January 7, 2026 at 5:19 AM
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What's up?
January 5, 2026 at 8:20 AM
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Sundays just aren’t my favorite, but I try to make the best of them.
January 4, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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Good night #dog #sleep
January 3, 2026 at 7:35 AM
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Good morning! Everyone, it's Friday ‼️ #sky #friday
January 2, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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Remember play with your dog and yourself but not at the same time time! #dog #play
January 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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New Year’s resolutions? Nah.

Pancakes stacked high, dripping in syrup, zero regrets.

Best way to kick off 2026. Don’t @ me, don’t question my life choices—just pass the butter. 🥞🔥

#PancakeSzn #NoRegrets2026
January 1, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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During the peaceful Christmas season, thieves drilled into a German retail bank's vault like a couple on prom night and made off with at least 10 million euros worth of cold hard cash and valuables from customers’ deposit boxes, authorities reported. #news #euros
December 31, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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If more than half of the top mental health tips content on TikTok is flagged as misinformation, why are we still treating the For You page like a licensed clinician?
December 30, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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#sunday #dogs
December 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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I don’t trust constant happiness.
December 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM