Oh this is stunning. I can't wait for more.

If I hear "there's no budget for a staff writer" ONE MORE TIME

It was such a valid crashout

Hold the line. Otherwise all this suffering is for not. For once I need Dems to have a spine.

Yes but I became a lesbian instead. Cooler clothes.

I was rooting against the dodgers after all their icy fuckshit but when I heard the fireworks go off, I was glad. Nice to see joy in the city again.

The list is longer than his life expectancy