AND the brussels sprouts are molding?????? are you kidding me 😭

ykw, yeah, that tracks.

then, i got the delivery email. even though i heard the loud ass buzz on my phone so i know the gate unlocked, they left the box downstairs, behind a bush?
in the middle of the night?

my FIRST ORDER & already got this sketchy shit going on? 😭

& storygraph is so much betterrrr!
i don’t listen to audio books but i’m saving this just in case

she truly is either asleep or being an absolute menace to society at all times