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✨💫Andromeda💫✨
@thatbumpinthenight.bsky.social
That Witch Bitch at Spellbound🪄
Metaphysical Outlaw 🐎
Enchantress of Hell Hounds🐾
Brewer of Potions 🍸
“Appalachia is home, but wild things will roam.”🦇
Living Life on Wheels 🤏🏡
AuDHD • Ace • Pagan • Childfree • INTJ
#Resist #Feminist #Animist #WitchSky
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Hi, I’m Nicole!

I am a morally grey paradox, caged by a haunted pile of bones, donning a trench coat stitched by vengeful spirits 👻
🌲✨Just Breathe✨🌲
#Therapy #NatureTherapy #MentalHealth #Healing
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
One thing I'm never going to fall for is the spam emails about "retirement plans"...

WHAT RETIREMENT?!
And WHEREEEE?

🤣😭😭😭
November 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Peep this cheap idea for a temporary leaf pile!

I mean seriously... why are people bagging leaves?!

Your yard and trees need those for nutrients.
You literally have free compost ingredients that you're throwing away in plastic that won't break down.
Silly humans!
#GardenSky #DIY #BougieOnABudget
November 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Hopefully last day cramming in the #garden before I can move onto other projects.

Now that the time has changed, and we've shifted to the darker hours, I've got a good idea of where my sun will hit.

Potting up my trees, pulling the sweet potatoes, and putting in the strawberries so they can spread
November 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Having genetics that the powers that be want to replicate, and denying them that pleasure, is one of my many greatest fuck yous to this system 🫡
#ChildFree
November 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
So the campground is offering a $50 incentive to decorate your lot for Xmas 🤣

Babe. I am the grinch.
I have NEVER supported that capitalistic consumerist holiday since I left xtianity.

I can't believe even my broke ass trailer park is trying to incentivize us.
#BlackOutTheSystem Hoe!
the grinch is reading a book in the snow and saying hate , hate , hate , double hate !
ALT: the grinch is reading a book in the snow and saying hate , hate , hate , double hate !
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
"Aren't we all a little #autistic?"

No. You either are or you aren't.

That's it. That's all.
November 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Well well well!
Look what we have here! 😎

They better stop playing with us creatives. We will usher in a whole ass renaissance that they can't capitalize on.
#Vine #Decine #FuckAI
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Apparently a gen Z Harvard grad started a movement called "appstinence" to help others quit or drastically reduce their social media habits.
As a previously chronic social media user I am also with it and love the name! 🤘
#Appstinent #BoycottMeta #AntiSurveillanceState #SayNoToDigitalID
November 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
The campground hussy got off the leash again and came to play on the fresh new dirt mountain with my kid.
He's a ladies man for sure.
Hard to resist such a handsome derp I guess.
#Doberman
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I was a busy bee today.

Potted up all my trays of lettuces, oregano, basil, and snapdragons.

Harvested and hacked back all my peppers and potted to fit in the greenhouse this winter.

Pruned the flower vines and saved some seeds.

STILL have yet to dig up my sweet potatoes though! 😮‍💨
#GardenSky
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I don't understand why we are not building UP more.

Building OUT is completely unnecessary.

We don't need 15 minute towns where every house is the same, the corporate stores are the same in the every shopping center, and it repeats over and over.

Leave the country for wildlife and its stewards.
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
If you haven't tried out the FarmUrYard app yet I definitely recommend!

It's free and you can plug in what you're planting, or want to plant, and it will give you a monthly/weekly/daily schedule based off your zip code/zone.
#GardenSky #FarmSky #VictoryGarden
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I don't want to unnormalize this.
I don't want it to be an "old person trait" 😫
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Animals, trees, stones, birds, water . . . all are sharing earth wisdom, ancient secrets, natural connection with us 🐺 🌲 💧

#greenwitch #animism #animals #peace #love #kindness
November 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I can't decide if this is poor people pleasures or not, but there's nothing more exciting than a new plumbing setup!

My previous hose holder was broken, the hose itself cracked from the summer, and the filter was old and had awful water pressure.

I now have good water pressure again 😻
#RVLife
November 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Random yt boomer: What's your dogs name.

Me: Venom (Usually I lie but this time I didn't)

Yt lady boomer: he's too cute for such a nasty name!

Me: ok lady. you take him home for a week and see how long you think he's "cute".
a close up of venom with the words #venom let there be carnage on the bottom
ALT: a close up of venom with the words #venom let there be carnage on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Half the right are trying to take us back to "old times" and the other half is trying to catapult us into futurism with no guard rails and we're all the test subjects.

Even if they did "win", those 2 core belief systems hold different values, and can't coexist without trying to kill each other.
November 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
May none of these find me during Mercury RX 🙏🙏🙏
Unless I am the recipient of a billionaires wrong cash app transaction that will never notice it gone. ✨Ashe✨
#MercuryRX #AstrologySky #WitchSky
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Yall watch the Interview With A Vampire series yet on Netflix?

Whatcha think?
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
My moonflower got a little frosty last night but other than that my last minute freeze precautions did me right! 🤗

Tomorrow it's nursery day.
Up potting and trimming some of the bbs before this weekend's 80s, and next weeks rainy days.

These days are getting shorttttt!
#GardenSky #FirstFreeze
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Hi. So.

The man baby in the big house is tariffing Italian pasta...

Which means all #pasta prices will go up.

Which means one of the most affordable poor people foods is going up.

Might want to add that to your list to stock up on or learn how to make.

Yeehaw! What a time to be alive! 🤠🙄
November 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Just replaced all my outdoor plumbing.

$20 Wye Hose Fitting
$40 15ft Sewage Hose (I need 2 more)
$30 20ft Hose Support
$70 15ft Heated Water Hose
$25 25ft Flat Fabric Drinking Hose
$30 RV Water Filters (4)
$20 Black Water Tank Treatment
$10 Grey Water Tank Treatment
$250 total
#FullTimeGlamper
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 AM
So funny fact.. when I'm not busy behind the bar, I make sure to visibly look bored behind the bar.

Why?
Because in literally .5 seconds a man will be along to say "you look bored so I thought I would come give you something to do".

And then I steal their souls and their money 😘🤑🙏
#BarLife
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 AM