COULD IT BE REAL? Those viral videos of that immense, endless, glorious frozen pizza aisle at a grocery store in Wisconsin?

I went to check it out for myself. Take a look.

GET YOUR TASTEBUDS READY Timbers fans! At this Saturday's game you'll be able to buy my EXCLUSIVE hot dogs! Don't miss this rare chance to devour what I consider to be the most delicious hot dog l've ever eaten — and l'd say that even if my face were
NOT on the package!