That Bastard Chap
@thatbastardchap.bsky.social
Hello There! Welcome to My Bluesky account where you get to see my dumb thoughts and when I go live on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/thatba5tardchap Enjoy! :)
Who's your dispatcher?
November 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Who's your dispatcher?
When the 🚗 saw 🎄 I knew it was ment to be! 😭
November 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
When the 🚗 saw 🎄 I knew it was ment to be! 😭
Um actually, I breath through an exhaust pipe on my Mini and I've only passed out twice from monoxide poisoning this morning!
I win, you lose. Have fun breathing in tree farts!/j
I win, you lose. Have fun breathing in tree farts!/j
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Um actually, I breath through an exhaust pipe on my Mini and I've only passed out twice from monoxide poisoning this morning!
I win, you lose. Have fun breathing in tree farts!/j
I win, you lose. Have fun breathing in tree farts!/j
My responses:
"Okay, what have you done this time?"
"Alright, what do you want?"
"I'm still mad at you."
"Aww. Thanks."
"What the fuck did my mate tell you about me!?"
"Okay, what have you done this time?"
"Alright, what do you want?"
"I'm still mad at you."
"Aww. Thanks."
"What the fuck did my mate tell you about me!?"
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My responses:
"Okay, what have you done this time?"
"Alright, what do you want?"
"I'm still mad at you."
"Aww. Thanks."
"What the fuck did my mate tell you about me!?"
"Okay, what have you done this time?"
"Alright, what do you want?"
"I'm still mad at you."
"Aww. Thanks."
"What the fuck did my mate tell you about me!?"
I see. Makes sence since there a very blatant delay when I get a like notification.
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I see. Makes sence since there a very blatant delay when I get a like notification.
I do see this. Do you see this reply?
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I do see this. Do you see this reply?
Toy Story is going to be Disney's Final Fantasy because this story never fucking ends.
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Toy Story is going to be Disney's Final Fantasy because this story never fucking ends.
Fair enough.
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Fair enough.
Why the hell does it look like someone dragged three bleeding corpses across the road?
It's nice that the wildlife don't get ill or anything.
But does it have to look so gruesome?
It's nice that the wildlife don't get ill or anything.
But does it have to look so gruesome?
November 10, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Why the hell does it look like someone dragged three bleeding corpses across the road?
It's nice that the wildlife don't get ill or anything.
But does it have to look so gruesome?
It's nice that the wildlife don't get ill or anything.
But does it have to look so gruesome?
Great, now I can't unsee it. Thanks.
November 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Great, now I can't unsee it. Thanks.
He's dressed like the stairs.
October 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
He's dressed like the stairs.
Looks like a fox snout.
October 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Looks like a fox snout.