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ThatBalconyBoy
@thatbalconyboy.bsky.social
he+him

Eldritch terror in the body of a disenfranchised perpetually salty ageing millennial. Commonly found under a blanket with a cup of coffee looking at plants 💚🌸🌈🕹️
Yes we absolutely don't want that to happen right
December 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Absolutely the worst
December 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
It's like my couch 🤣 I didn't appreciate how terrible I had it before it arrived and now I lay and accidentally am comfy
December 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
That's what being poly is for there's always a runner 🤣
December 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I mean that sounds more fun than the chores I figured I was doing today \o/
December 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Ooooof 😍😍😍😍
December 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Omg what a mess! 🩷🩷
December 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
And honestly just going on a couple dates can be totally fun and important too! Not everything has to lead to "dating", it's like just a fun different type of hangout. Guys are weird putting pressure like that on ya 😂
December 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
That's not dating lol. That implies multiple consistent interactions 😅 like maybe 3 or 4 dates? At least a couple of weeks I think
December 10, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Ok but that booty:hip ratio is perfecto 😍
December 9, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Cozywear is absolutely required for the terrible winter time
December 8, 2025 at 1:01 PM