Andrew McGrae
@tgnprofessor.bsky.social
Some loser everyone hates.
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November 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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As we enter Weird Tories Complaining About Fairytale of New York Season, let us remember the true lyrics.
You scumbag, you maggot,
You scumbag, you maggot,
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
As we enter Weird Tories Complaining About Fairytale of New York Season, let us remember the true lyrics.
You scumbag, you maggot,
You scumbag, you maggot,
You are clearly mistaken. That character has definitely never appeared on The Simpsons before.
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 AM
You are clearly mistaken. That character has definitely never appeared on The Simpsons before.
![Stephen Collins comic
[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:udywi35s24jawkiom5e7q6nl/bafkreig7fg32ilsssl3wylanchg3ql3v2glh4sbszws6wjrdivig7uvz2u@jpeg)
Through the power of “AI”, all of my friends are in frame, laughing too.
November 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Through the power of “AI”, all of my friends are in frame, laughing too.
That is when you tweet a very good picture of your kitty, like this.
November 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
That is when you tweet a very good picture of your kitty, like this.
I have impregnated the skeleton.
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I have impregnated the skeleton.
Bringing back this one since we’re all talking about Johnson’s COVID strategy again. Remember, every journalist in the country thought this was tactical genius.
November 21, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Bringing back this one since we’re all talking about Johnson’s COVID strategy again. Remember, every journalist in the country thought this was tactical genius.
Baby don’t worry, it’s not a worm.
November 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Baby don’t worry, it’s not a worm.
Wait, was that guy not made up for the Simpsons?
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Wait, was that guy not made up for the Simpsons?
I stand by whatever it is I said.
November 17, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I stand by whatever it is I said.
Without downloading a new image, describe your gender.
November 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Without downloading a new image, describe your gender.
This is all I could think of with that weird “AI”-generated floating lantern thing.
November 15, 2025 at 11:03 AM
This is all I could think of with that weird “AI”-generated floating lantern thing.