Fuck 'nice' I am celebrating like it's the 4th. Seems only fair.

The EU is trying to ban the video game equivalent in loot boxes. It'd be nice to have a functioning government here.

How he was able to run and tackle that man with the weight of his gigantic balls I have no idea.

I love how I sift through shitty US news and then get a Paul post of pretty space pictures. Thanks bud.

Trump. He looks like him exactly. I wouldn't put it past the sociopath to clone himself and use Morania as a uterus.

He speaks the way he does because he has multiple children from several women. Modern day Harems are billionaires thing. See Felon Musk and his 10 in vitro.

www.youtube.com/shorts/ubfmP...

He's dying of heart failure and has alzheimer's. Sleepy Joe, Meet Don Snoreleone.

Can we all just agree that he has Alzheimers and is being treated with leqembi which needs IV and frequent MRIs?

What about this heavily edited and redacted video could you possibly need clarification on? Fast rope to the deck, seize control of the bridge (next is engine room but that's not in video). It's Piracy, American style.

Is that a serious question? Because Israel and Larry Ellison. Billionaires shouldn't exist.

So instead of V'Ger we'll have M'Ven?

Every time she lies on camera someone should ask her why such a devout Roman Catholic had a child out of wedlock.

I for one look forward to a cocaine brained modern AI version of Clippy.

It'd be funny as fuck if FIFA gave another one to Obama.

Some people are into jolly men with beards and a kind disposition, don't kink shame.

Department of Drunks.

These people are fucking stupid. There's my opinion, where's my money?