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Politicians sell their ideas to be elected in November

Drown in the frown of a million clowns
Somehow mixed among all the tragedies and victories yesterday was this tidbit of which I was previously unaware.

Bon Jovi wrote a song for the Patriots called “This is Our House” and they play it after every Pats TD.

As if Buffalo needed more reasons to dislike that disingenuous cad.
December 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Sometimes i try to game plan paying an Etsy witch to bless the Bills
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
buffalonews.com/news/local/b...
Chandler location will have breakfast. Wild times.
Why has Ted's closed two restaurants in two years?
Ted's Hot Dogs has closed its restaurant on Chippewa Street, following a decline in foot traffic in downtown Buffalo.
buffalonews.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
@sheaserrano.bsky.social got the book, looking forward to the card
October 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Lindy Ruff postgame interview has the same vibes as when I told my grandfather I needed to take his car keys away.
October 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Excellent tips for keeping ICE out of your phone now featuring alt text
October 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Teenage Kicks getting played at an game. That’s a first.
September 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dalton Kincaid
September 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
@superchunk.bsky.social @mergerecords.bsky.social
Not pictured: the sweet T shirt because I’m wearing it. Thanks for keeping it superb for over 30 years. Here’s to 30 more.
August 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
TouchTunes now has a privacy setting, if you leave it “on” people can see what songs you played. Hard pass on that. No one should know I’m the guy that played the live 30 minute version of “Whipping Post” followed by “Station to Station”.
August 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Im a big fan of a value proposition so I try to only play 10+ minutes songs songs on TouchTunes, but I showed real restraint on not playing the 30 minute live version of Whipping Post
July 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Acknowledging that the billionaire who did a Nazi salute at the inauguration isn’t a cool guy you want to be friends with seems like it should be the absolute minimum qualification for membership in the opposition party.
July 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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🚨🚨 BOYS & GIRLS CLUBS UPDATE 🚨🚨

Wow. BGC staff tells me that as of this morning, the link below has generated $3,454 through 42 donors, including some anonymous saint who gave a cool grand.

You people are the best. But we’re not done yet. The kids have need, you have $. Link here: bit.ly/3G5GNeA
Blackbaud
bit.ly
July 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I’m glad Bluesky is seemingly an MLB free zone so I’m not forced to confront the Dbacks in a realtime basis.
July 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Sadly the last remaining place on the west coast where I could find super bum size cans of Genny no longer stocks them. Jesus wept.
July 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The best thing about the Dbacks is that each one of the pitchers take turns blowing games so everyone gets a chance to take an L
June 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Spending your whole life toiling in the Eastern European leagues coming through from obscurity as a teen to get a shot in the juniors in western Canada, making an impression enough to be considered a top ten pick, overcoming ALL THOSE ODDS just to become a Buffalo fucking Sabre. Good grief.
June 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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a fourth liner and a maybe top 6 defensman for a bonafide NHL goal scorer. this franchise is worse than hopeless.
June 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
It wouldn't be the Suns if they didn't roster a player that I absolutely hate. Dillon Brooks, come on down! It's funny because these billionaires make all their money doing horrible shit with strong arm tactics. Then they buy sports teams and it's like Homer selling his pumpkin futures in November.
June 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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An Immigration and Customs Enforcement division staged a big operation in the lot of Tempe’s Danelle Plaza on Wednesday.
Yucca Tap Room blasts ICE ‘jackboots’ taking over Danelle Plaza lot
An Immigration and Customs Enforcement division staged a big operation in the lot of Tempe’s Danelle Plaza on Wednesday.
www.phoenixnewtimes.com
June 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Congratulations to Mesa Amphitheatre making sure their website was woefully underprepared for the Turnstile presale. I’m sure Friday’s regular sale will go great though.
June 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Reserving social media accounts for 10 years from now called “Urgent Cares and Dispensaries that clearly used to be Crumbl Cookies”
May 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
So I’m at my local, I’m not super regular, bartender says, “Miller Lite bottle?”
Yes. Good guess or good memory? He says, you’re a Bills fan. I am not wearing any Bills attire. I have ascended.
April 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I forgot how much I enjoyed reading @sheaserrano.bsky.social
After 3 weeks of pure (free) entertainment I decided to upgrade to paid. Good Movie is a blast. Thanks for returning to writing Mr. Serrano.
April 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM