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drawing pictures but more importantly living a fulfilling life and posting flan from around the world
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November 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Yes!
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Brazilian pudim at Rio steakhouse in Marietta

Unremarkable in every aspect. Overcooked and quichey, flavorless caramel, bland custard. I dont care about anything anymore. I need to stop reviewing these fucking things. i hate my life
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
more pluribus NOW. im fucking tweaking
November 7, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Did this to myself to do fuckall tonight
October 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I watched chainsaw man movie for the fight scenes
October 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
What is the point of you
October 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Queso flan at Kasalta

Couldn’t wait to take a bite. mellow sweetness and strong on the condensed milk and cheese flavors. Would have liked a more bitter caramel on the top but I can overlook it because the custard itself is not overbearingly sweet to need that contrast. Very good
October 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Imagine this with 4 passionfruit mojitos and queso flan
October 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Vanilla Flan: take a look at those bubbles. I don’t want to talk about this one. The stark contrast in quality between this and the former is confounding. Get queso flan instead/10
October 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Dual flans from La Garita in San Juan

Queso Flan (top): rich, silky, sticky custard with a perfectly burned bitter caramel. Entire flan was evenly cooked and had the same pleasant texture throughout. Genuinely incredible. A tad too sweet for my taste but very very well done. 9/10 I love Puerto Rico
October 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
vanilla flan from Los Pinos Cafe in san juan. Incredible texture and flavor, slightly too sweet but I can forgive it because its a small size. Is this the best flan in the entire spanish speaking world? Its possible
October 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
carmine
October 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
mark s
October 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Something very beautiful and profound happened between them
October 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
October 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Maybe it was all worth it
October 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
French food review #2 is this evil red colored tikka baguette that tasted like nothing
October 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
????? Pho delivered in the thinnest container ever which completely melted so lost half my broth in the delivery bag and also didnt retain any heat so now it wont cook my beef. Hotel doesnt have a microwave or a kettle so im just SOL. I think France is the worst place in the world.
October 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Forgot my noise cancelling headphones for an international flight
October 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I meant to ask what i should buy for the neighborhood kids so they dont hate me and target me for pranks. Which they already do sometimes
October 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Why do i even bother
October 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Thinking about my favorite Nile Perch brooch that fell off my fanny pack while i was fighting for my life in AX crowds
October 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Incredible things are happening in my front yard and you’ll never know because I’d rather die before i post a photo of my house and dox myself
October 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM