Tess Lecuyer
@tesslecuyer.bsky.social
Poet. Feminist. Photographer. Oddkin. Shaxposting. Octogrolio. Borders Books alumni. 50501 New York State
Doing my 3x batch of tiramisu for a party.
Everything is sticky.
Choc shapnel is static clinging to everything.
I am sticky.
The phone is sticky.
I probably smell great.
Yes I licked the big bowl.
I need a shower.
I need to clean my cabinets.
My shirt is sticky.
So. Much. Swearing.
#tiramisu
Everything is sticky.
Choc shapnel is static clinging to everything.
I am sticky.
The phone is sticky.
I probably smell great.
Yes I licked the big bowl.
I need a shower.
I need to clean my cabinets.
My shirt is sticky.
So. Much. Swearing.
#tiramisu
December 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Doing my 3x batch of tiramisu for a party.
Everything is sticky.
Choc shapnel is static clinging to everything.
I am sticky.
The phone is sticky.
I probably smell great.
Yes I licked the big bowl.
I need a shower.
I need to clean my cabinets.
My shirt is sticky.
So. Much. Swearing.
#tiramisu
Everything is sticky.
Choc shapnel is static clinging to everything.
I am sticky.
The phone is sticky.
I probably smell great.
Yes I licked the big bowl.
I need a shower.
I need to clean my cabinets.
My shirt is sticky.
So. Much. Swearing.
#tiramisu
6 days until Solstice!
Haiku Yearning Mildly For Solstice
Bright day, yet shorter.
Moon waxing, snow this weekend.
Bring me light, more light!
Haiku Yearning Mildly For Solstice
Bright day, yet shorter.
Moon waxing, snow this weekend.
Bring me light, more light!
December 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
6 days until Solstice!
Haiku Yearning Mildly For Solstice
Bright day, yet shorter.
Moon waxing, snow this weekend.
Bring me light, more light!
Haiku Yearning Mildly For Solstice
Bright day, yet shorter.
Moon waxing, snow this weekend.
Bring me light, more light!
Santa Speedo race in Albany NY in fab slow-mo
December 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Santa Speedo race in Albany NY in fab slow-mo
Random amusement
December 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Random amusement
Haiku for December
Teeth clenched on bright bits,
The light fits tightly round noon.
Snow dots her dark hair.
Teeth clenched on bright bits,
The light fits tightly round noon.
Snow dots her dark hair.
December 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Haiku for December
Teeth clenched on bright bits,
The light fits tightly round noon.
Snow dots her dark hair.
Teeth clenched on bright bits,
The light fits tightly round noon.
Snow dots her dark hair.
A poem for retail and service employees this December.
December 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
A poem for retail and service employees this December.
Haiku to Early Darkness
Wrapped so well in night,
My bright, brief, sweet, singular day.
All the more cherished.
Wrapped so well in night,
My bright, brief, sweet, singular day.
All the more cherished.
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Haiku to Early Darkness
Wrapped so well in night,
My bright, brief, sweet, singular day.
All the more cherished.
Wrapped so well in night,
My bright, brief, sweet, singular day.
All the more cherished.
Haiku to the Visible Air of Winter
Not like Summer mists.
This white air curls chill fingers,
Kisses through lip balm.
Not like Summer mists.
This white air curls chill fingers,
Kisses through lip balm.
December 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Haiku to the Visible Air of Winter
Not like Summer mists.
This white air curls chill fingers,
Kisses through lip balm.
Not like Summer mists.
This white air curls chill fingers,
Kisses through lip balm.
1990. Nancy Pelosi and Elizabeth Taylor fighting before the House for HIV/AIDS funding when no one else would.
#WorldAidsDay
#WorldAidsDay
December 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
1990. Nancy Pelosi and Elizabeth Taylor fighting before the House for HIV/AIDS funding when no one else would.
#WorldAidsDay
#WorldAidsDay
Hello December Haiku
Easing through windows,
You enter with cold dark tears,
Chewing my daylight.
Easing through windows,
You enter with cold dark tears,
Chewing my daylight.
December 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Hello December Haiku
Easing through windows,
You enter with cold dark tears,
Chewing my daylight.
Easing through windows,
You enter with cold dark tears,
Chewing my daylight.
Haiku for Abundance and Memory
I turned to reach to pour
Glorious morning Coffee.
And the cup was full.
I turned to reach to pour
Glorious morning Coffee.
And the cup was full.
November 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Haiku for Abundance and Memory
I turned to reach to pour
Glorious morning Coffee.
And the cup was full.
I turned to reach to pour
Glorious morning Coffee.
And the cup was full.
Snowy Washington Park in Albany, NY
November 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Snowy Washington Park in Albany, NY
Things we find in old notebooks...
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Things we find in old notebooks...
Roasted honeynut squash in olive oil and balsamic vinegar, topped with fresh thyme.
#squash
#thanksgivingcooking
#squash
#thanksgivingcooking
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Roasted honeynut squash in olive oil and balsamic vinegar, topped with fresh thyme.
#squash
#thanksgivingcooking
#squash
#thanksgivingcooking
HUD has just launched a hotline to report (among others) undocumented individuals, criminals, and s** offenders in public housing.
You know what to do.
800-374-3735 between 8am and 8pm
You know what to do.
800-374-3735 between 8am and 8pm
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
HUD has just launched a hotline to report (among others) undocumented individuals, criminals, and s** offenders in public housing.
You know what to do.
800-374-3735 between 8am and 8pm
You know what to do.
800-374-3735 between 8am and 8pm
Folio being Loaf
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Folio being Loaf
Cozy kitties.
Folio and Isbn - never touching but sharing the blanket.
Folio and Isbn - never touching but sharing the blanket.
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Cozy kitties.
Folio and Isbn - never touching but sharing the blanket.
Folio and Isbn - never touching but sharing the blanket.
November 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Haiku for a morning in November:
Milky skies, gray ground.
Fall fires have burned to ash.
Fluffy, white, falling.
Milky skies, gray ground.
Fall fires have burned to ash.
Fluffy, white, falling.
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Haiku for a morning in November:
Milky skies, gray ground.
Fall fires have burned to ash.
Fluffy, white, falling.
Milky skies, gray ground.
Fall fires have burned to ash.
Fluffy, white, falling.
Milk skies of winter
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Milk skies of winter