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T e s s 🏳️‍⚧️ (they/them)
@tesshissa.bsky.social
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I like Garfield a regular amount. Nothing weird here I super promise.
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ok but did Epic fire all of their staff or something because how did they fuck up Velma's skin this badly?!!!?
Velma in Fortnite with the worst clothing physics I've ever seen in my life. Her top and skirt are connected and acting like rubber fused to her knees.
October 20, 2025 at 6:52 AM
tesshissa.bsky.social
Big fan of bathroom door peep hole. Paris is fucking wild.
Photo of a mysterious hotel door in the new Pokémon game. The door is in the hotel room but it is not the entry door. It’s the only other door in the hotel room, so we can presume it’s a bathroom. The door has a peep hole. Tess’ character stands in front of said door with their thumbs up.
October 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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ready to get perma banned from twitch for what I just wrote here
Blank text input section under the prompt "please tell us how you feel about Australian Defence Force (ADF) in general, for instance, what you like or dislike about it."
October 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Screenshot of survey choice selected reading "very unfavourable"
October 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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HOLY SHIT I finally got a twitchRPG survey invite that actually worked and ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Screenshot from the twitchRPG survey which reads "Have you seen or heard advertisements from Australian Defence Force (ADF) on twitch in the past 30 days?"
October 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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It's my first time watching Labyrinth
Screenshot of 3 messages sent by Tess. The first says "ok but is this just like 1989 Daddy Day Care." The second says "Goblin King kinda seems like a great Kinder teacher tho." The final message says "i take that back."
October 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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feddy
Very bad Freddy Fazbear made using a 3D pen. It is terrible and I fucking love him.
June 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
tesshissa.bsky.social
the most important birthday message
screenshot of the birthday themed banner on Neopets
June 26, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Absolutely in love with this cardigan from Steady Hands and it’s taking all of my self restraint not to order the rest of the collection. @cultofthelamb.bsky.social @devolverdigital.com
Tess showing off their new Cult of the Lamb cardigan. It is a delightful bright red with black trim and white accents. Tess is wearing their tv head and is hoping no one will mention it and pretend that this is completely normal.
June 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
tesshissa.bsky.social
dutton literally drinking his own piss right now live on tv that's crazy
Antony Green smirking next to his tv showing that Peter Dutton will lose his seat in Dickson.
May 3, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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Anchordeep
April 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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WHO DO NINTENO THINK THEY FUCKING ARE?!
Screenshot of currency conversion: 53,980 Japanese Yen (the recommended retail price of the switch 2) equals 572.99 Australian Dollar
April 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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I'm back!! It's been a minute but I've got my hands on a brand new game and I'm gonna crack it open on stream tomorrow. Very excited! <3
Promo poster designed to look like the "graphic design is my passion" meme. Text reads: new game nuesday 1.4.24 - 7pm - twitch.tv/tesshissa. Above the text is a photo of Tess thumbs up, with a white background.
March 31, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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It's that time of the week again. In an attempt to gather enough funds to buy Monster Hunter tomorrow I'm doing a special tipping event tonight for Balatro Bursday! www.twitch.tv/tesshissa
Promo poster for Balatro Bursday. Text says: Balatro Bursday. 27/02/25. Special tipping event. $1 to sell a joker. $3 to reset the run. Money for misplays.
February 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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it took doctors 28 years to diagnose me with autism (not pictured here: my fnaf tattoo)
Tess absolutely dripped out in Grimace pyjamas, Grimace socks, and Grimace Crocs. They’re taking a sip out of a Grimace cup. All of this is in front of a tall book shelf full of an ungodly amount of Garfield plushies.
February 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Stream tonight with @magillmanor.bsky.social and @eef-e.bsky.social!
Nightcrawler movie poster edited to say "The Headliners" with the names "Tesshissa, Eefe, and Magillmanor" written above the title where the actor names previously were. There is a date and time written underneath which reads "18/02/25 7PM AEDT."
February 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
tesshissa.bsky.social
entering my stanley girlypop era
A purple tumbler with Grimace’s face on it from McDonalds. It has a yellow lid and a yellow straw. The cup sits in front of the box it came in.
February 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
tesshissa.bsky.social
If I had to describe my Disco Elysium experience in 3 photos it would be
Tess doing a silly little dance dressed as Harry Du Bois Tess looking very confused and disgusted while dressed as Harry Du Bois Tess awkwardly smiling, standing with one hand on their hip and one thumbs up. Still dressed as Harry Du Bois.
February 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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This poster came to me in a dream so I made it.
7pm AEDT twitch.tv/tesshissa
A promo poster for tesshissa's stream tomorrow at 7pm. Black text on a neon green background, specifically to imitate the Brat remix album cover, reads "Balatro Bursday but I'm playing Disco Elysium so it's completely different but still Balatro Bursday"
February 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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I didn't even know I was still subbed to this clown. This is the worst jumpscare I have ever experienced in my life.
Screenshot of a video sitting in my youtube subscription page. It is h3h3Productions new video titled "Content Nuke - Hasan Piker"
February 1, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Sometimes the intrusive thoughts win
A small pillow of baked beans wrapped in rice paper. The pillow sits on a plate next to some tongs. The baked bean pillow had successfully bean deep fried.
January 27, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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I streamed Balatro for 8 hours last night trying to beat gold stake. I just couldn't fuckin do it. It was hell and I considered uninstalling.
Then I open up Balatro today. Start a new game.
Screenshot of the Steam achievement for the game Balatro which reads: High Stakes - Win a run on at least Gold Stake difficulty.
January 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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23/1/25 7pm AEDT twitch.tv/tesshissa
A barely legible, poorly made poster which reads: "STREAM INCOMING, 24/1/23 7pm, Balatro Bursday, twitch.tv/tesshissa"
January 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
tesshissa.bsky.social
Saw a new psychiatrist today and she told me that her professional opinion is that I have autism and now I get to spend the next week hearing "you didn't know?" from all the friends and family I tell.
image of the cartoon commonly known as the autism creature
January 14, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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I only go on twitter now to see the Fortnite leaks but today I got to also see that twitter's new ai function is suggesting this under any post mentioning Neil Gaiman and I feel physically fucking ill.
Screenshot of two buttons on twitter. One says "What evidence supports allegations?" and the other says "Why do victims delay reporting?"
January 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM