Tesla Spotters Guide
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Tesla Spotters Guide
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Sending out another 60 cards today to three New Model Y owners and their immediate neighbors!
April 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
My favorite response is that you should grind up Claritin and sprinkle it on your HEPA filter. I honestly can't tell if this is satire. (3/3)
April 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
None of the responses mention the obvious, that AC makes air dry, and spending the whole night with it blowing into your mouth will dry your shit out.

The most popular response is that Actually, Tesla has the cleanest air, it's the only place I can breath. (2/3)
April 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I keep an eye on Tesla subreddits, hoping I'll see my postcards start showing up.

The posts reinforce the stereotype I have of the Tesla driver; a dude that's probably good at programming or IT or something, but otherwise doesn't really understand anything. For example, humidity. (1/3)
April 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
While the updated Model Y does not look quite as stupid, remember it's just as fascist!
April 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Maybe not a huge factor in China, but who wants an update that makes it clear you didn't buy it before Elon "went crazy"?
April 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
There were a couple requests for the template for my postcards. Dropbox link in the next post if bluesky compresses these too much.

I printed these on 4" x 6" card stock. You should be able to mail these with postcard stamps, which are less expensive than standard letter stamps.
March 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Encountered my first "New" Model Y. I sent 30 postcards to the owner and the neighbors within about a block to make sure everyone is well informed!

Have a good #TeslaTakedown Global Day of Action tomorrow!
March 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The updated design of the Model Y borrows the headlight design from the universally despised Cybertruck, and lets everyone around you know that the car was purchased after Elon's Nazi salute.

It's not surprising nobody wants to buy them!
March 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Took this screenshot just now, directly off the Tesla website. New Model Ys are sitting available for pickup because nobody wants them.
March 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Bad time for a Model Y update to come out, especially using the headlight from the Cybertruck. Who would want to buy a Tesla that everyone will know was purchased after March 2025?
March 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Totally skipping over the biggest downside to this update: the Cybertruck style headlight tells everyone when you bought it.

Nobody is going to buy your sticker that says you bought it before Elon "went crazy".
March 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
For those who maybe don't want to go quite this far, but want to do more than just give the finger to Cybertruck drivers: consider expanding to new Model Ys!
March 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I'd extend that to any new Tesla! Here's a little guide to help spot them.
March 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Everyone make sure to extend the favor to new Model Y drivers, we may start to see them on the road as well!
March 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I think it was probably a bad idea to take styling cues from the universally despised Cybertruck and put them on the Model Y!
March 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
That is sick. I've already got more protest signs than I can personally use, but I maybe want to make one of these.

Also the new Model Y is not as ugly as the Cybertruck, but equally deserving of whatever treatment anyone feels the Cybertruck should get!
March 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
A little guide for spotting people who for sure bought their Tesla after the Nazi salute:
March 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Updating the previously best selling Model Y with styling cues from the universally despised Cybertruck doesn't seem like a smart move, but I'm not an Elon level super genius.
March 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I know it's not the same, but the new Model Y is just as deserving!
March 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It's not as ugly but just as fascist, make sure you show a little hate for the updated Model Y if you see one!
March 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
How to spot a Model Y that was definitely purchased after he went fascist!
March 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Feel comfortable heckling Cybertruck drivers but aren't sure about other Teslas? Consider branching out to the updated Model Y that was highlighted in Trump's sales pitch today!
March 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
For anyone that wants to be able to spot the Trump-endorsed Tesla out on the road!
March 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I've been saying that if you spot a new Model Y you know that driver for sure supported fascism with their car purchase.

You don't have to take my word for it, lets hear from the fascist himself!
March 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM