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@terrence.bsky.social
Hot as a pistol but cool inside
Just read this in like three sittings. Meh.
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Just read this in like three sittings. Meh.
I just looked up and a homeless lady was watching me pick out candy through that window on the left so I made her a bag of whatever she wanted and that smile melted my cold lil late November heart
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I just looked up and a homeless lady was watching me pick out candy through that window on the left so I made her a bag of whatever she wanted and that smile melted my cold lil late November heart
This week on The Adam Friedland Show… mayor elect Zohran Mamdani?!
I am so incredibly proud of my best friend Adam. Watching him become Millennial Jon Stewart has been a true delight.
I am so incredibly proud of my best friend Adam. Watching him become Millennial Jon Stewart has been a true delight.
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
This week on The Adam Friedland Show… mayor elect Zohran Mamdani?!
I am so incredibly proud of my best friend Adam. Watching him become Millennial Jon Stewart has been a true delight.
I am so incredibly proud of my best friend Adam. Watching him become Millennial Jon Stewart has been a true delight.
Today’s geography and history lesson while I poop was Sandy Hook, New Jersey and the Sandy Hook Pilots. The Pilots have been around since the late 1600s!
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Today’s geography and history lesson while I poop was Sandy Hook, New Jersey and the Sandy Hook Pilots. The Pilots have been around since the late 1600s!
Well, the years start comin’
And they don’t stop comin’
Fed to the rules
And I hit the ground runnin’
It didn’t make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
And they don’t stop comin’
Fed to the rules
And I hit the ground runnin’
It didn’t make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Well, the years start comin’
And they don’t stop comin’
Fed to the rules
And I hit the ground runnin’
It didn’t make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
And they don’t stop comin’
Fed to the rules
And I hit the ground runnin’
It didn’t make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
This picture is cracking me up
November 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
This picture is cracking me up
Remember some of the panels I would post at that last shithole I was just working at? This building is 2 years old. This is heaven.
November 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Remember some of the panels I would post at that last shithole I was just working at? This building is 2 years old. This is heaven.
Everyone tell my other half @imfartybaby.bsky.social happy birthday please
November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Everyone tell my other half @imfartybaby.bsky.social happy birthday please
First time in at least a few years that I’ve been chomping at the bit for a Biscuits soundboard to drop. Last night was gas gas.
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
First time in at least a few years that I’ve been chomping at the bit for a Biscuits soundboard to drop. Last night was gas gas.
The funniest show that no one has ever seen is streaming for the first time in awhile. It’s like 8 Mile meets Trailer Park Boys but British. There’s like four laughs a minute.
November 16, 2025 at 7:43 AM
The funniest show that no one has ever seen is streaming for the first time in awhile. It’s like 8 Mile meets Trailer Park Boys but British. There’s like four laughs a minute.
Crip walkin’ through the trance pasture
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Crip walkin’ through the trance pasture
What if we kissed beneath the Shrek hoodie
November 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
What if we kissed beneath the Shrek hoodie
This mix is absolute gas. The mad lad Tim Sweeney casually dropping Ride Me High like an hour in sheeeeeeyew
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 AM
This mix is absolute gas. The mad lad Tim Sweeney casually dropping Ride Me High like an hour in sheeeeeeyew
Maybe we were all crazy from the start. biscuits 4 lyfe.
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November 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Maybe we were all crazy from the start. biscuits 4 lyfe.
🌲👽💜🌲
🌲👽💜🌲
Fire new episode of Chapo. The first hour is all Trump/Epstein, and the second is an interview with Molly Lambert about her new Jenna Jameson podcast. Seek it out.
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Fire new episode of Chapo. The first hour is all Trump/Epstein, and the second is an interview with Molly Lambert about her new Jenna Jameson podcast. Seek it out.
Pretty pumped on this lil jawn. Didn’t even know they existed until the other day. No more Klein bag full of spin tights that I never use, just one of them!
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Pretty pumped on this lil jawn. Didn’t even know they existed until the other day. No more Klein bag full of spin tights that I never use, just one of them!
Brand new episode of Disgraceland just dropped and folks, it’s about the Phish from Vermont
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Brand new episode of Disgraceland just dropped and folks, it’s about the Phish from Vermont
Isn’t this where Dr. Strange lives?
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Isn’t this where Dr. Strange lives?
Busy P!! I had no idea he was opening let’s go
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Busy P!! I had no idea he was opening let’s go